I hope I can grow up to be like my dad. He was really smart and clever and everyone always laughed at his jokes. He was the best salesman in the whole world. He could sell a bicycle to a barracuda! I guess he might have been kind of a warrior too though because I saw him get beat up a few times before he died and he was really brave, he did not cry or anything. I didn't either when my grandfather hit me so I think I can be brave enough to learn a little.
Sir, if I come live with you does that mean I will be your son too?