THEY'RE SO WEIRD, TEAGUE, THEY MAKE IT LOOK LIKE MARNIE IS GOING TO GIVE BIRTH TO A JELLY BEAN WITH SPROUTS LIKE A REALLY OLD POTATO AND THAT'S JUST WRONG.
but how weird is it to be told you have feet that you've had for a really long time? that must be really weird. hey if that little-me ever turns up again, tell him he has a beard, i bet it'd confuse the hell out of him.