That shouldn't have felt mildly educational, should it? Granted, up until this point in my life, the closest I had been to a dick was having one live in my head.
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Metaphorically speaking.
However, all duly noted! Now all we need to do is find one for women, if only to forever banish the phrase 'that doesn't go there' forever from my sex life.
Also, howdy. Jax Creedy, occasionally John Constantine, at your service.