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Tweak says, "African or European?"

Agent Sheldon Jeffery Sands (throwsshapes) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2009-11-21 20:22:00

Entry tags:

bela talbot, calliope sedant, petit lapan lebeau, sheldon jeffery sands

Voice Post
What fresh hell is this? I thought I made it implicitly clear that taunting the blind man is not chic.

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	ltldropofpoison 2009-11-22 04:11 am UTC (link)
	ooc: excuse me, fangirling too hard to post for a moment. squeeeeeeeeee Erm. I would explain it all to you, but I doubt you'll believe a stranger, and you can't read the 'welcome' website that's been set up. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	throwsshapes 2009-11-22 04:14 am UTC (link)
	That would make things a bit difficult. Go ahead and hit me with it, I've probably heard weirder. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

ltldropofpoison
2009-11-22 04:16 am UTC (link)

I'm honestly not certain of that.

You are most likely in a parallel universe, though there's a few people here that were born in this reality. I myself came from another time, born in London, married a bloke here that in the reality I'm used to wanted to kill me. Rather happy with the change.

Do you have any idea where you ought to be, and where you are? City wise.

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throwsshapes
2009-11-22 04:24 am UTC (link)

Well, I ought to be on a bum-eff-nowhere island west of Haiti, keeping track of a settlement of renegades. I haven't the vaguest idea where I am now, but it's too cold to be anywhere near Haiti, I can tell you that much.

Oh yes, the parallel world that my friends spoke about last time they were around. Lovely. Wouldn't that just be pleasant. Delightful even... right, that would make some semblance of sense.

Ah. I'm getting ahead of myself. I'm Agent Sands. And what's your name, sweets?

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	ltldropofpoison 2009-11-22 04:26 am UTC (link)
	... what sort of agent? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	throwsshapes 2009-11-22 04:27 am UTC (link)
	CIA. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ltldropofpoison 2009-11-22 04:33 am UTC (link)
	Ah. My name is Bela. I've not done anything in this world, but it never hurts to be careful. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	throwsshapes 2009-11-22 04:37 am UTC (link)
	Oh, well in that case, I'll keep a proverbial eye on you. You still haven't told me your name. In some countries, that's fairly rude. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ltldropofpoison 2009-11-22 04:41 am UTC (link)
	I said, my name is Bela. In Britain, it's as much as a stranger gets. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	throwsshapes 2009-11-22 04:51 am UTC (link)
	Mm. In that case, we've got a full name between us. You wouldn't happen to know if a couple full-blooded true-as-shootin' pirates have dropped in twice around here, would you, Bela? You see, one of them's about to get his ear chewed off about this, and I'd hate to keep him waiting. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ltldropofpoison 2009-11-22 05:36 am UTC (link)
	Pirates? Actual pirates? The only one I know is Bill Turner, and I believe he's not been a pirate for centuries, even in his time. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	throwsshapes 2009-11-22 05:51 am UTC (link)
	That's the one I'm talking about, sweetie. Well, one of the two. And believe me when I tell you, oh yes, yes, he has. Had a ship and everything. Of course, when the ship came back as a pretty young thing, that was a bit of a surprise. Nevermind. If you know him, do give him a heads up that his blind man's dropped out of the sky. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ltldropofpoison 2009-11-22 06:32 am UTC (link)
	My husband knows him better than I do, but I'll be sure to pass the word. If you need to get settled in the meantime, just say the proverbial word, though; this can be a strange world to get used to. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	throwsshapes 2009-11-22 06:54 am UTC (link)
	That's appreciated, thank you. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	the_redlady 2009-11-22 07:06 am UTC (link)
	Aww, you look like my friend! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	throwsshapes 2009-11-22 07:06 am UTC (link)
	I get that far too often for my own health. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_redlady 2009-11-22 07:09 am UTC (link)
	We wouldn't want your health impacted, now would we? I suppose I could tell you you're scary and unattractive and make cows go dry within a few hundred yards. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	throwsshapes 2009-11-22 07:14 am UTC (link)
	Oh joy. No, that really doesn't help things. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_redlady 2009-11-22 07:15 am UTC (link)
	Cheer up, buttercup. Being cute gets you what you want. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	prettylilbunny 2009-11-23 12:29 am UTC (link)
	Well well well, look who blew in. Was wondering when you'd get around to it. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	throwsshapes 2009-11-23 12:30 am UTC (link)
	I know that voice. It's the thief girl. Hello, thief girl. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	prettylilbunny 2009-11-23 12:33 am UTC (link)
	Thief woman now, thanks. Any idea where you wound up? I mean, I could just find you, but where's the fun in that? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	throwsshapes 2009-11-23 12:36 am UTC (link)
	Oh, well excuse me for forgetting. The thief boy said you two were knocking boots to a successful end, but you know I don't believe a word he says. I don't, in fact. It sounds like a city when I open a window in the otherwise spacious apartment. Bounder doesn't know what the heck's going on, he's just as confused as I am. Could you please? It would help. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	prettylilbunny 2009-11-23 12:39 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, we did. Henri, he's around, somewhere. He usually is, got the family stealth. Oh good, you didn't lose the critter on the way through, have him wait Backstage, I'll be there within an hour. Probably less. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	throwsshapes 2009-11-23 12:42 am UTC (link)
	Right, resorting myself to utter blindness, excellent idea. How far off from reality are we, here? Nevermind. I'll be here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	prettylilbunny 2009-11-23 12:44 am UTC (link)
	You really don't want me to answer that just yet. I'll even knock on the front door like a normal person. (Reply to this) (Parent)