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Charlie Crews [Life] (The prison years) (solitary_zen) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2009-11-21 20:24:00

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charlie crews (prison years)

None of the restaurants in this godforsaken town have fresh fruit on the menu. Why is there no fruit on the menu? I want fruit.

	antigone_grace 2009-11-23 03:37 am UTC (link)
	Darling, if you want fruit, we can get you fruit. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	solitary_zen 2009-11-23 03:57 am UTC (link)
	I don't want fruit. I need it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	antigone_grace 2009-11-23 03:58 am UTC (link)
	You said you wanted it, I thought I'd offer. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	solitary_zen 2009-11-23 04:02 am UTC (link)
	I want it on the menu at restaurants. And in prisons. They should give fruit to people in prison. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	antigone_grace 2009-11-23 04:03 am UTC (link)
	I can't change menus or um, prisons. Never been. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	solitary_zen 2009-11-23 04:24 am UTC (link)
	It wouldn't be half as bad, if they gave the inmates fresh fruit and pizza. I don't think that's asking too much. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	antigone_grace 2009-11-23 04:31 am UTC (link)
	Isn't the point of prison to punish? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	solitary_zen 2009-11-23 04:36 am UTC (link)
	Not all prisoners are guilty. Most don't need to be pushed around like cattle, unable to fight back and defend themselves. Is a little fucking fruit too much to ask? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	antigone_grace 2009-11-23 04:37 am UTC (link)
	I suppose you have a point. Nothing wrong with fruit. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	solitary_zen 2009-11-23 04:40 am UTC (link)
	Unless it's canned, or crawling with bugs. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	antigone_grace 2009-11-23 04:55 am UTC (link)
	None of the fruit I'd give you would have bugs. Or... be from a can. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	solitary_zen 2009-11-23 04:57 am UTC (link)
	Then give me the fruit, lady. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	antigone_grace 2009-11-23 04:58 am UTC (link)
	Of course. Do you have a name? Address? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	solitary_zen 2009-11-23 05:01 am UTC (link)
	Name's Charlie Crews. [address]. Why are you sending me fruit? What do you want from me? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	antigone_grace 2009-11-23 05:03 am UTC (link)
	Nothing. A smile, if you insist on it. [suddenly, he's inundated with fruit!] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	solitary_zen 2009-11-23 11:46 pm UTC (link)
	Holy fucking shit. How'd you do that? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	antigone_grace 2009-11-24 02:33 am UTC (link)
	I'm a special girl. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	solitary_zen 2009-11-24 03:10 am UTC (link)
	Bet I could make you feel real special. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	antigone_grace 2009-11-24 03:16 am UTC (link)
	While I have no doubt, darling, I have a husband that might object. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	solitary_zen 2009-11-24 03:33 am UTC (link)
	He never has to know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	antigone_grace 2009-11-24 03:36 am UTC (link)
	Not only would he know, he carries large guns. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	solitary_zen 2009-11-24 03:43 am UTC (link)
	I used to be a cop. Guns don't scare me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	antigone_grace 2009-11-24 03:45 am UTC (link)
	He not only carries them, he uses them. Large ones. He's very... protective. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	solitary_zen 2009-11-24 03:48 am UTC (link)
	Hey, I'm just offering to pay you back for all the fruit. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	antigone_grace 2009-11-24 03:53 am UTC (link)
	Consider it a gift, sweetness. Honestly, it was my pleasure. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	solitary_zen 2009-11-24 04:04 am UTC (link)
	Gifts always have a price tag. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	antigone_grace 2009-11-24 04:06 am UTC (link)
	Not always, though, if you'd like, you're more than welcome to come to dinner to pay me back. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	solitary_zen 2009-11-24 04:15 am UTC (link)
	Will you have fruit? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	antigone_grace 2009-11-24 04:16 am UTC (link)
	If you'd like fruit, darling, we can have fruit. And anything else you desire. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	solitary_zen 2009-11-24 04:17 am UTC (link)
	Fruit. No fruit cake. Fresh fruit. Lots of it. I like those little flowers and trees they make at Edible Arrangements. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	antigone_grace 2009-11-24 04:18 am UTC (link)
	I don't know what those are, but I'll look into it. And all the fruit you can eat. (Reply to this) (Parent)