Robert Singer, g'head and call me Bobby, most folks do.
Vatican's the big church where I'm from, moren' just that, it's a whole city on its own, got its own laws and everything.
Hate to say it, but there ain't a way home, not for anybody, we're all pretty well stuck here, you're welcome to come have a look around though, but any of the books I've got are Earth-centric.