Ohh, so you're from the way back. The ones we've got where I'm from are a bit more sophisticated and fancy than these are, these were pretty easy for me to learn, even though I didn't have fingers and stuff before I got here.
Right, so, check your pockets or your purse or your bag of holding or whatever you've got, there's bound to be an ID card in there somewhere, lets you know who's life you fell into here.