You're from Bon Temps? My previous secretary was from there. What a small world. She disappeared a while back, however. Good girl, very special, quite a quick wit.
Well, whatever the blustering Viking said, it's likely true. This is a new reality to the one what you're used to, best to check your pockets for a form of identification. That awfully glitterful website's got a locator for where you are.
And if you need any help, please, just ask. I'm Bill Turner.