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Tweak says, "And I recall his yellow cat!"

Simon Camden [7th Heaven] (hadtogetout) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2009-11-15 18:03:00

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claire bennet, simon camden

The fuck is this shit?

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[Bearclaw]:
Long John Silver suggested I might contact you. Name's Simon Camden. New here. Long John said I should mention I took over for The Baker.

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	invincible 2009-11-15 11:07 pm UTC (link)
	[Website]. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	hadtogetout 2009-11-15 11:08 pm UTC (link)
	Someone's idea of a practical joke? 'S fucked up, man. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	invincible 2009-11-15 11:09 pm UTC (link)
	Sorry but it's not a joke. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hadtogetout 2009-11-15 11:13 pm UTC (link)
	Right. I wake up in prison, for crimes I didn't commit, and when they let me out this morning, all they gave me was this piece of shit computer thing. That's definitely someone's idea of a fucked up joke. And it isn't funny. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	invincible 2009-11-15 11:14 pm UTC (link)
	You woke up in prison? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hadtogetout 2009-11-15 11:16 pm UTC (link)
	'S what I said. Not gonna lie about that shit. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	invincible 2009-11-15 11:17 pm UTC (link)
	You must have replaced a convict. What did they say you did? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hadtogetout 2009-11-15 11:19 pm UTC (link)
	Robbery and assault. Only thing I ever did was run a kid over with the car. And that was an accident. I never even saw him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	invincible 2009-11-15 11:20 pm UTC (link)
	That's rough but it could be worse. Could have replaced a serial killer. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hadtogetout 2009-11-15 11:24 pm UTC (link)
	It all amounts to the same thing, if you're unprepared for life in prison. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	invincible 2009-11-15 11:59 pm UTC (link)
	Well, at least you're out now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hadtogetout 2009-11-16 12:06 am UTC (link)
	And this cosmic fucking joke is my consolation prize. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	invincible 2009-11-16 12:26 am UTC (link)
	Happened to all of us. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hadtogetout 2009-11-16 12:30 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, that doesn't exactly make me feel any better. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	invincible 2009-11-16 12:31 am UTC (link)
	Sorry. I'm Claire, by the way. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hadtogetout 2009-11-16 12:35 am UTC (link)
	Forgive me, for forgetting my manners. I'm Simon. Nice to meet you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	invincible 2009-11-16 12:37 am UTC (link)
	Nice to meet you too, Simon. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hadtogetout 2009-11-16 12:41 am UTC (link)
	Yeha. So. Do you maybe want to get coffee or something? it's not a pick up line. I'm confused. Could use a friend. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	invincible 2009-11-16 12:43 am UTC (link)
	Sure, I'd love to. And don't worry, I could use a friend too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hadtogetout 2009-11-16 01:06 am UTC (link)
	Meet me here. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Kid thebearclaw 2009-11-16 03:28 am UTC (link)
	Someone needs their fucking naming privileges taken away, that's for sure. And I was wondering where that ass went. He tell you why you were talking to me, kid? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Bearclaw hadtogetout 2009-11-16 03:28 am UTC (link)
	He said you might have work for me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Kid thebearclaw 2009-11-16 03:29 am UTC (link)
	I hesitate to take references from some pirate-named motherfucker. Call me crazy. What is it you do, then? And how about a name? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Bearclaw hadtogetout 2009-11-16 03:32 am UTC (link)
	Name's Simon. I used to do the maintenance work at my apartment complex. Sometimes ran packages for my manager. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Kid thebearclaw 2009-11-16 03:38 am UTC (link)
	How'd a janitor wind up in the pen? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Bearclaw hadtogetout 2009-11-16 03:41 am UTC (link)
	I wasn't. Didn't. This place. I fell in. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Kid thebearclaw 2009-11-16 03:49 am UTC (link)
	It sounds like you got the wrong guy, kid. I don't need any janitors. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Bearclaw hadtogetout 2009-11-16 03:52 am UTC (link)
	Maintenance. Look. I got nothing else. Nowhere else to go. Long John gave me your name. Said you'd help me out. I'll do damn near anything, except lick your boots. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Simon thebearclaw 2009-11-16 04:02 am UTC (link)
	You really have no idea what you're signing yourself up for, Camden. But given my options, now, I don't really got another choice. We should meet in person, talk this out. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Bearclaw hadtogetout 2009-11-16 04:08 am UTC (link)
	I'll consider myself warned. Yeah. Okay. I'll meet with you. I'm not as pasty faced as I might seem. I've been around the block. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Simon thebearclaw 2009-11-16 04:11 am UTC (link)
	Whole different zip code, kid. [Address], sometime after 11 tonight. Tell them Pietro sent you, and don't fight the doorman. Tiny's been getting real agitated lately with the mouthy types. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Bearclaw hadtogetout 2009-11-16 04:18 am UTC (link)
	I'll be there. You won't regret giving me a chance. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Simon thebearclaw 2009-11-16 04:19 am UTC (link)
	For your sake, I hope I don't. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Bearclaw hadtogetout 2009-11-16 04:26 am UTC (link)
	You won't. (Reply to this) (Parent)