Thomas
Only wizards are melodramatic enough to get to use Emphasizing Capitals. Don't go stealing my thunder, Thomas.
And you said it yourself- horde of vampires. And I'm pretty sure that overpaying for a human dinner is either way to stupid, or way to subtle, for anything really nasty to bother with. Unless it's from Faerie. Please, please don't let it be Faerie. We'll be fine.