Makes a right bogeyman when he tries, John does. He also fucks with my syntax. Some English major I am.
If that was a pick-up line, you need to work on your delivery. But 'A' for effort, on side-tracking from the crazy.
Let's say, hypothetically, I was single. And, hypothetically, I liked guys. Would 'this guy' be swinging by Chicago for drinks soon, or is he the type to make the bird fly to him?