Now that that nightmare's over, let's try this again.
Alternate universe. All sorts of things going bump in the proverbial night. Replacing a man of questionable taste and haphazard attempts at magic? This is taking two-bit to a new level. All pretty run-of-the-mill around here, it sounds like.
So just what is a down on his luck, apparently unemployed wizard supposed to do to make a living around here?
[Edit] I should have done this in the first place:
Harry Dresden- Wizard. Lost items found. Paranormal investigations. Consulting. Advice. Reasonable rates. No love potions, endless purses, or other entertainments.
No office number, I'm afraid, but I'll answer here until it inevitably breaks. Damn phones.