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Harry Dresden [The Dresden Files] (fatedwizard) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2009-10-07 22:16:00

Entry tags:

azazel, candy quackenbush, cash harris, harry dresden (tv)

[ooc: Enter Harry Dresden, from SciFi's short lived show The Dresden Files. I would have made an OOC post, but I'm lazy. So, tada! -Colleen]

You know, I'm pretty sure this isn't mine. And I'm also pretty sure that I got into an elevator at the Chicago PD.

Someone want to explain to me how I ended up in... Oh, hell, no.

Whoever you are, you are going to pay for this.

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	firstscapegoat 2009-10-08 02:29 am UTC (link)
	Oh, aren't you a special snowflake? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	fatedwizard 2009-10-08 02:35 am UTC (link)
	That's me- unique and special, just like everybody else. Seriously. What's going on? ~~I felt that. You'd have to be stupid not to. What was it?~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	firstscapegoat 2009-10-08 02:36 am UTC (link)
	Oh, and a smart ass too. What a deadly combination! Welcome to the madness, friend. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fatedwizard 2009-10-08 02:40 am UTC (link)
	And look at you, the master of the non-answer. I'd be far more grateful for an explanation, friend. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	firstscapegoat 2009-10-08 02:47 am UTC (link)
	Master of the non-answer. Haven't gotten that one before. I'll add it to my list. What if there isn't an explanation? What if it just is? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fatedwizard 2009-10-08 02:50 am UTC (link)
	Things like this never come without an explanation. Don't bullshit me, pal. Did you do this? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	firstscapegoat 2009-10-08 03:00 am UTC (link)
	And if I did? What are you going to do about it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fatedwizard 2009-10-08 03:02 am UTC (link)
	To be honest, I'd probably try that 'use my imagination' thing. And trust me, you really don't want to see that happen. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	firstscapegoat 2009-10-08 03:11 am UTC (link)
	Mmmhm. Good luck, with that. Check your pockets, pretend you're in the witness relocation program, and enjoy your new life. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fatedwizard 2009-10-08 03:19 am UTC (link)
	Check my-? 'The hell? Who is... Marius Walker, and why is my (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	firstscapegoat 2009-10-09 09:44 pm UTC (link)
	Marius Walker is gone, and you are here in his place. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fatedwizard 2009-10-10 04:08 pm UTC (link)
	Let's say, for the moment, I'll buy that. What's that mean for poor Mr. Walker? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	firstscapegoat 2009-10-10 08:44 pm UTC (link)
	Might be best for your peace of mind if you don't think about that. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	cashing_in 2009-10-08 02:32 am UTC (link)
	Sounds like you need a drink or five. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	fatedwizard 2009-10-08 02:36 am UTC (link)
	I don't know- apparently I had one too many, if I managed to make it from Chicago.... here, without remembering it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cashing_in 2009-10-08 02:37 am UTC (link)
	Check out this [website]. It's kind of sparkly, it'll make your head spin if you are drunk. But the long and short of it is you've been drop kicked in to a whole new universe. It's not so bad, once you get used to it. Where'd you drop down, anyway? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fatedwizard 2009-10-08 02:42 am UTC (link)
	That's the thing- I didn't think I was. Then again- that's kind of on the short list for reasons for unplanned road trips, isn't it? I- what the hell is that? ~~Do you have any idea how many Laws this breaks? Jeez.~~ Right. 'Get used to it'. Who the hell thinks this is funny? It's not important. I'm leaving, as soon as I figure out where my stuff is at. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cashing_in 2009-10-08 02:48 am UTC (link)
	It doesn't really work that way. Name's Cash Harris. I own Jack Daniels. I'll be here, when you're ready for that drink. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fatedwizard 2009-10-08 02:51 am UTC (link)
	You... own, Jack Daniels. That's... lucky you. Who am I to turn down a free drink? I just have to figure out my way to.. Tennessee, right? I'll get right on that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cashing_in 2009-10-08 03:07 am UTC (link)
	[Address]. Find the port key, like the web site talks about, and you'll be here in no time. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fatedwizard 2009-10-08 03:20 am UTC (link)
	Portkey. Like... Harry Potter? Really. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cashing_in 2009-10-09 09:43 pm UTC (link)
	Something like, yeah. Pretty awesome, really. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fatedwizard 2009-10-10 04:09 pm UTC (link)
	I'll have to look into that. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	toitshour 2009-10-08 06:01 am UTC (link)
	It'll only get weirder, sorry to say. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	fatedwizard 2009-10-09 01:02 am UTC (link)
	Thank you for being honest, at least. Is this 'alternate universe' thing really the party line around here? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	toitshour 2009-10-09 01:09 am UTC (link)
	It's the only way to go. Yeah, it is. I prefer to think of it as a parallel one, because alternate makes it sound like we have a choice. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fatedwizard 2009-10-10 04:11 pm UTC (link)
	Parallel. That's... fair. And this is all true... I'm some... Mr. Walker, out of. Well, at least it's still Chicago. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	toitshour 2009-10-10 07:05 pm UTC (link)
	I know, it's not comforting at all. Is that where you're from back in your home? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	parallelagent 2009-10-08 09:08 pm UTC (link)
	Aw, you're just as pissy as I was when I got dumped off here! It's so much more hilarious when it's happening to someone else. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	fatedwizard 2009-10-09 01:02 am UTC (link)
	~~In an attempt to actually make this helpful somehow~~ So this happened to you as well? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	parallelagent 2009-10-09 07:57 pm UTC (link)
	A couple days back, yeah. Couple days more and being boxed into this universe is going to make me real smeggin' loopy. I can't be tied down, man! Freedom! It'd be like getting married, y'know? I mean I hear she's quite the entertainer, but that doesn't mean I didn't want to keep cruising the options. Tanj. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fatedwizard 2009-10-10 04:18 pm UTC (link)
	Oh-kay, let's assume for the moment I have no idea what you're talking about. Run that by me again? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

parallelagent
2009-10-10 07:43 pm UTC (link)

It's like this, see: I've been hopping around to different universes for over a bleeding kiloyear. And all that time, I've never been stuck in one with no hope of getting out. Like... cars. One day you had one, and you drove over your land mass of choice all day long, wherever it please you. You pull up in your driveway and just as you step out of your vehicle it explodes. Then while you're staring dumbfounded at the flames, somebody comes up from behind, smacks you over the head with a crowbar, drags you away and locks you in a room with a load of other people who are also locked in that room.

You and me, we're in that room.

But it's not the same for you, I'll assume, since maybe you've lived your whole life in one room of some other house, and for you this is a change of scenery with nicer windows.

Either way they tell me this universe gets crazy often to keep us occupied- beyond normal crazy- though what's crazy is subject to interpretation, and I haven't yet gotten a chance to interpret.

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