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Claudia Baxter ([info]claudia_baxter) wrote in [info]undertherainbow,
@ 2009-10-03 13:40:00

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Where am I? Where is the ship?

Where are my clothes?!

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[info]asher_lucas
2009-10-03 08:48 pm UTC (link)
Your...clothes?

Claudia. Are you naked?

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[info]claudia_baxter
2009-10-03 08:49 pm UTC (link)
Funny. No.

Work clothes. I was working, dancing, and now? I don't know where I am. Asher... are you naked?

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[info]asher_lucas
2009-10-03 08:54 pm UTC (link)
Me? No. I was working too. I had a client. And I don't know where she is.

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[info]claudia_baxter
2009-10-03 08:55 pm UTC (link)
Okay, so clothes we were in came with us and not much else, including the ship?

Your client.

My audience.

We have a problem.

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[info]asher_lucas
2009-10-03 09:00 pm UTC (link)
Seems we do.

I don't know what to think.

This is...weird, Claudia.

I don't even have my iPod.

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[info]claudia_baxter
2009-10-03 09:03 pm UTC (link)
Weird? I have no clothes-

No iPod? Oh, honey. I'm sorry.

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[info]asher_lucas
2009-10-03 09:08 pm UTC (link)
I just have the tux I'm wearing. And someone else's wallet in my pocket.

I'll manage. I can always buy a new one.

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[info]claudia_baxter
2009-10-03 09:16 pm UTC (link)
I have a feathered headpiece you're more than welcome to borrow if you feel naked. And no place for ID.

Okay. Who's wallet?

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[info]asher_lucas
2009-10-03 09:24 pm UTC (link)
You're not going to believe this, babe.

Seriously.

Are you sitting down?

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[info]claudia_baxter
2009-10-03 09:26 pm UTC (link)
Oh, my God. What?

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[info]asher_lucas
2009-10-03 09:29 pm UTC (link)
...Brad Pitt.

How in the hell do I have Brad Pitt's wallet in my pocket? Complete with pictures of the kids. Claudia. What's going on?

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[info]claudia_baxter
2009-10-03 09:30 pm UTC (link)
I have NO idea, I just got here. And- hold on.

Someone's knocking.

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[info]asher_lucas
2009-10-03 09:31 pm UTC (link)
Okay. Tell me where you are, I'll come to you.

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[info]claudia_baxter
2009-10-03 09:33 pm UTC (link)
AMOVIESET, ASHER.

I'm on a movie set because you're suddenly all Brad Pitt? I'm suddenly Angelina Jolie.

That chick has like SEVEN kids. SEVEN. Or maybe eight. Ohmygod.

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[info]asher_lucas
2009-10-03 09:38 pm UTC (link)
Seven. I think it's seven.

Holy shit.

This is...shit. Shit. Shit. This is not happening.

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[info]claudia_baxter
2009-10-03 09:42 pm UTC (link)
SEVEN KIDS?

It IS happening, Asher. You're Brad Pitt? No offense to Brad, but you're far better looking. And Angelina Jolie? Right.

And I'm sure their kids are lovely and OHMYGOD I think they're here. Asher, I think the kids are here. Don't leave me here. I hear babies. BABIES.

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[info]asher_lucas
2009-10-03 09:52 pm UTC (link)
Okay. calm down. I'm on my way. I'll be there. just. Hang on. I'm coming.

Holy fuck. What are we going to do with seven kids?

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[info]claudia_baxter
2009-10-04 03:09 am UTC (link)
Okay. I'm breathing. Mostly. Kinda. Sorta.

Hurry.

How am I supposed to know? We just did the 'I love you' thing!

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[info]asher_lucas
2009-10-04 03:32 am UTC (link)
Yeah, about the same here. I'm coming. I will be there soon.

...

Hold fuck, that's a lot of kids.

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[info]claudia_baxter
2009-10-04 03:34 am UTC (link)
YES.

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[info]asher_lucas
2009-10-04 03:39 am UTC (link)
They're cute, though. I mean. You know.

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[info]claudia_baxter
2009-10-04 03:40 am UTC (link)
Asher...

If you wanted kids, you could have asked. Seven?

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[info]asher_lucas
2009-10-04 03:49 am UTC (link)
I didn't...this isn't...I didn't...

I don't know how this happened, baby.

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[info]claudia_baxter
2009-10-04 03:50 am UTC (link)
Gotcha?

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[info]asher_lucas
2009-10-04 04:31 pm UTC (link)
What the hell are we supposed to do with seven kids?

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[info]claudia_baxter
2009-10-05 01:59 pm UTC (link)
Did you really just ask me that?

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[info]asher_lucas
2009-10-06 11:25 pm UTC (link)
No. I was just. Thinking out loud.

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[info]claudia_baxter
2009-10-07 12:39 am UTC (link)
I love you?

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[info]asher_lucas
2009-10-07 12:42 am UTC (link)
I love you, Claudia.

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[info]claudia_baxter
2009-10-07 12:42 am UTC (link)
Then we can do this.

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[info]asher_lucas
2009-10-07 12:43 am UTC (link)
We can. We will. Together.

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