Hey, love... things are always lovely when you're around.
My... Oh, let's see. If we go paternally, I guess... third cousin once removed? or maternally second cousin once removed seems to think I'm the nanny of the pantheon, easy to hire for a few sexual favours a week... had to explain that I got a man. That, and I might drop babies.
But otherwise, there's riots in the streets, and the world seems to have gone a bit nutso. But then again... it is Tuesday.