Dunno about the flippant department, ain't had anybody tell me one way or the other. But I don't dance, pretty sure I'm not a twit, and last time I checked I wasn't drunk.
Granted, I also don't know how good a distraction I'd be since I'm still getting used to this whole 'being people' thing. But, uh, throwing myself out there all the same, if you still need some help.