I hate when people take care of me anyway. I'm stubborn like that. Okay, you have a point, but I still think geometry is some sort of adult-derived torture. I'd knock Pythagoras out.
I have money - I replaced a princess, it's why I'm technically an adult already. And honestly, I was happiest when I was half-starved, shoplifting food, and helping free slaves and living on a boat. Don't think they have that job path in the Hereafter.