Um, hello, when I'm not at work I'm sleeping or showering or dropping food off to Sable and Star and KK and making sure Sindre's nails are still pretty and rubbing his shoulders because I have strong hands. I don't really have time to be a manwhore.
And nah, Cassie was worse. You're an awesome influence. At least you don't hump your husband loudly on purpose to make me leave in the hopes I might get laid that way.