We're not even on the mountain... Hades, we're not even in Greece. This vortex thing dropped Ares off in Korea, and gave him nukes - no way he's giving that up for Olympus. There are days I think the only thing keeping the world from nuclear war is my ability to keep him happy... I always did like the taste of power.
But bored, yes. And if that's your plan, I'm extremely coaxable. You tell me when, and I'll find a sitter. Oh, dancing... how I've missed you.