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Tweak says, "Shiver with antici......pation"

Burton "Gus" Guster (Psych) (cutlicker) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2008-02-09 00:16:00

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burton guster, shawn spencer

Shawn, I think you need to explain something called 'personal boundaries' to your sister.

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	psychyouout 2008-02-09 05:19 am UTC (link)
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	cutlicker 2008-02-09 05:23 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, you heard me. Girl has issues worse than yours. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	psychyouout 2008-02-09 05:25 am UTC (link)
	I was going to say, "you expected any different" but clearly that would be redundant. So what's up? Did she walk in on you in the bathroom or something? Hopefully not on a "dairy" day, I'd like my sister to finish growing up with her sense of smell intact. Plus I don't think she'd appreciate the Trusty the Dog jokes very much. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cutlicker 2008-02-09 05:29 am UTC (link)
	I'm serious, Shawn. I think she's been flirting with me and while she was the one blessed with your mother's good looks, I'm not looking to end up in jail for the next two to three years. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	psychyouout 2008-02-09 05:43 am UTC (link)
	I don't care what Captain Connors says, I look nothing like my dad. Dude, just comment about her weight or something. That always shuts girls up. Or! Accuse her of murder! That always works for you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cutlicker 2008-02-09 05:48 am UTC (link)
	No but she looks a lot like your mom. Comment that she looks like that one heiress on a heavy day? I'm not going to make her throw up more than she does. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	psychyouout 2008-02-09 06:37 am UTC (link)
	... What are you talking about? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

cutlicker
2008-02-09 06:41 am UTC (link)

Mr. Eidetic hasn't noticed?

She has vomit breath, for one, so she's buying more mints not just to hide it but to help her gag. She doesn't like the taste. She eats like a horse but she doesn't gain weight, rather she always goes out for a few hours in the evenings at the same time to "grab a bite" when really she's unloading in the back lot behind Hargees.

I know, I followed her last night.

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	psychyouout 2008-02-09 06:47 am UTC (link)
	I haven't been around much lately... ... you FOLLOWED my sister? I'm sorry, weren't you just complaining about her not leaving you alone? Unless your goal was to get her to file a restraining order against you? I'll bring her down to the station tomorrow. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

cutlicker
2008-02-09 06:51 am UTC (link)

It's a darn good thing I did, Shawn. She needs help. She's very sick and has an unhealthy inafuation with the Jackal.

I followed her because one of her friends said something to me. They were all doing the girl thing down the street after school and I was paying for a smoothie. Tesla and one walked away, the other stayed behind to tell me she was making herself sick and as her brother's friend I should talk to you about it.

Now we've talked, I've seen her do it, now you need to talk to her, because the girl has serious issues with her self esteem, imagine that.

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