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Oizys, Goddess of Misery. (misery_inc) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2009-08-06 15:03:00

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Momos.

You cheater.

You cheating, cheating cheater!

UGH.

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	mockitymockmock 2009-08-06 07:07 pm UTC (link)
	Hmm? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	misery_inc 2009-08-06 07:12 pm UTC (link)
	You have a baby! You just found one. That... that's cheating. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mockitymockmock 2009-08-06 07:15 pm UTC (link)
	How so? It's still our baby. We still have to care for it. We just didn't get months to prepare for it, like some people we know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	misery_inc 2009-08-06 07:19 pm UTC (link)
	Because you don't have to be pregnant! Oh, this is so Dolos' fault. Bah. I'm not speaking to any men in my family. Ever. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mockitymockmock 2009-08-06 07:22 pm UTC (link)
	It is Dolos' fault. Blame him. You know, speaking doesn't actually lead to babies. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	misery_inc 2009-08-06 07:26 pm UTC (link)
	If it did, Dolos would have more kids than Eris. Ugh. Still not talking to you. I only like Styx now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mockitymockmock 2009-08-06 09:55 pm UTC (link)
	Styx? Really? That's...odd. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Momos misery_inc 2009-08-06 10:30 pm UTC (link)
	She's like Bizarro!Styx. It's weird, but absolutely awesome. Except she makes me go shopping for things. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Oizys mockitymockmock 2009-08-06 11:15 pm UTC (link)
	Shopping? For what? Why do we need to shop for anything? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Momos misery_inc 2009-08-06 11:20 pm UTC (link)
	I have no idea. Apparently, it's some freakish form of fun. Picking out baby crap. I don't see why I need more then like, a cardboard box with blankets in it or something. Or a few cribs. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Oizys mockitymockmock 2009-08-07 04:38 am UTC (link)
	Huh. That's jist weird. Although I would suggest not using a carboard box. That may scar them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Momos misery_inc 2009-08-07 05:00 am UTC (link)
	It works for kittens. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Momos mockitymockmock 2009-08-07 05:07 am UTC (link)
	Unfortunately, your babies are not kittens. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Momos misery_inc 2009-08-07 05:09 am UTC (link)
	It won't be an issue. I think they have like, 6 cribs each at this point. Styx? Likes to shop. It's scary. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	probablylying 2009-08-06 11:17 pm UTC (link)
	Why is it my fault that Momos is a lying cheater? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	misery_inc 2009-08-06 11:21 pm UTC (link)
	I'd think it's obvious. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	probablylying 2009-08-06 11:24 pm UTC (link)
	Oh. Ok. That makes complete sense. Thank you for clearing that up for me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	misery_inc 2009-08-06 11:27 pm UTC (link)
	Because he just gets a kid, and you're making me suffer for your offspring? And I never said he was a liar. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	probablylying 2009-08-07 02:01 am UTC (link)
	You know, we could have the sprog out right now, right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	misery_inc 2009-08-07 02:05 am UTC (link)
	You sound like you don't like me pregnant... We could. But apparently, they need more stuff. They can cook a bit longer. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	probablylying 2009-08-07 02:08 am UTC (link)
	What? Nooo. I adore you pregnant. It's like having five different girlfriends all wrapped up in one package. How much more stuff do they need? I think Styx has bought out all of Babies R' Us and Baby World and Baby Mania and We like Babies. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	misery_inc 2009-08-07 02:13 am UTC (link)
	I don't know. It's CRAZY. Apparently, they're NEVER allowed to wear the same clothes twice? Or for more than an hour? And need all sorts of special random crap we will never need because really, we're not mortal. I suppose I could sneak out and have them. She won't let me have ice cream for dinner anymore. :/ You'd let me, right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	probablylying 2009-08-07 04:34 am UTC (link)
	Of course. I've got a couple of pints waiting for you already. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	misery_inc 2009-08-07 04:59 am UTC (link)
	I knew I didn't completely hate you for a reason. You ready for this, then? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	probablylying 2009-08-07 05:09 am UTC (link)
	Not really, but better now then later. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	misery_inc 2009-08-07 05:15 am UTC (link)
	Why's that? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	probablylying 2009-08-10 03:51 am UTC (link)
	Time isn't going to make us feel more prepared. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	misery_inc 2009-08-10 03:52 am UTC (link)
	Just think... if I stay pregnant long enough, by the time they're born they'll be ready for boarding school. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	probablylying 2009-08-10 03:52 am UTC (link)
	But that takes all the fun out of fucking them up! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	misery_inc 2009-08-11 02:47 am UTC (link)
	Good point. You're sure? There's nothing wrong with waiting. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	probablylying 2009-08-13 07:36 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, I'm sure. Let's go have some babies. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	misery_inc 2009-08-13 05:39 pm UTC (link)
	Or... we can wait. Waiting is god. As is ice cream. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	probablylying 2009-08-13 06:37 pm UTC (link)
	How about this, you come over and have some ice cream, then we can decide what you want to do? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	misery_inc 2009-08-13 06:47 pm UTC (link)
	I like this whole trying to placate me thing... I'll be right over. (Reply to this) (Parent)