Ah, you've fallen in love with the poet. That in itself could be considered woeful. I hear they're helpless romantics. Though Chaucer's no worse a prospect for romance than a man who writes young adult novels.
I'm not. You know they sensationalize things in the news, Mr. Wills especially. I only did the right thing. After the last couple times, where I couldn't do anything, I'm finally feeling less like a tool for dreaming about things beyond my control. I'm just glad that I could help them at all.