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Murphy MacManus [The Boondock Saints] ([info]brotheraequitas) wrote in [info]undertherainbow,
@ 2009-07-21 00:26:00

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Entry tags:connor macmanus, murphy macmanus

What th'fuck is this, then? An' what the fuck'm'I doin' in the fuckin' White House, with the "President" blasphemin', an'....

So help me, Connor, I'm gonna find a way t'get ye back for this, y'bastard, an' when that day comes...


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[info]brotherveritas
2009-07-21 04:32 am UTC (link)
I ain't got nothin' t'do 'thit, Murph.

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[info]brotheraequitas
2009-07-21 04:33 am UTC (link)
Y'words say 'no'.

But th'smile on your face is just beggin' for a punch, boyo.

Th'fuck is this, Connor?

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[info]brotherveritas
2009-07-21 04:35 am UTC (link)
[Website]

Apparently we've been 'ere before. We're practically celebrities.

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[info]brotheraequitas
2009-07-21 04:40 am UTC (link)
Celebrities, 'e says. Like we're fuckin' Brad Pitt, or some shit.

An' how've I been t'the White House b'fore, Connor? Sleepwalkin'? S'not makin' any sense.

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[info]brotherveritas
2009-07-21 05:07 am UTC (link)
Th'fuck do I know?

'S an alternate universe, Murph. 'S all I know.

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[info]brotheraequitas
2009-07-21 05:34 am UTC (link)
S'now I'm Superman, then?

I need a bloody drink f'this. An' you need t'stop gettin' the ladies involved in y'shenanigans.

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[info]brotherveritas
2009-07-21 05:36 am UTC (link)
Think what y'want, Murph. I ain't got nothin' t'do wi'it.

But, aye. I'll spot y'that drink, I will.

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[info]brotheraequitas
2009-07-21 05:46 am UTC (link)
Then come fuckin' explain t'the nice government agents that I'm just wantin' a pint, then. Maybe f'you offer them one as well, they'll stop throwin' the word 'treason' around, yeah?

Didn't mean to be shootin' at 'im. Didn't know where the fuck I was.

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[info]brotherveritas
2009-07-21 05:48 am UTC (link)
Th'President ain't gonna let you go down, Murph.

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[info]brotheraequitas
2009-07-21 05:50 am UTC (link)
Aye, an Jesus, as well.

You do realize how right fucked this sounds, don't you?

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[info]brotherveritas
2009-07-21 05:51 am UTC (link)
Aye, and I do. 'S right fucked up.

Y'gonna need more'an a pint, when y'get outta there.

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[info]brotheraequitas
2009-07-21 05:54 am UTC (link)
Jus' ge'me the fuck outta this, Connor. S'not right, is it?

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[info]brotherveritas
2009-07-21 06:02 am UTC (link)
'M workin' on it, aye.

Th'moral o'th'story is y'gotta learn patience, m'brother.

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[info]brotheraequitas
2009-07-21 06:11 am UTC (link)
Patience, aye. Let's see you deal with a hangover, inna five-by-six cell, gettin' shouted at an' shit. After...

Shit, just shut y'trap an' get down here. Nice girl down there says she'll let you in an' everything.

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[info]brotherveritas
2009-07-21 06:15 am UTC (link)
Does she, aye? Well, then, how can I refuse?

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[info]brotheraequitas
2009-07-21 06:18 am UTC (link)
Reckon you can't m'brother.

Here's a thought- put the damn phone away, an' get your fuckin' ass down here.

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[info]brotherveritas
2009-07-21 06:21 am UTC (link)

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[info]quirkyhumor
2009-07-21 04:50 am UTC (link)
It's okay, sugar. Calm down. Welcome to Oz! Or the closest variation anyways.

You and your lovely brother have been here before, gorgeous. Just different versions of you.

And yes, I'm God. I'm also the Pope. And yes, I still love you. You're two of my favorite guys. You do lovely work in my name.

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[info]brotheraequitas
2009-07-21 05:00 am UTC (link)
So, wait. Lemme back this up for a moment.

Jesus is th'President. God- a lady, mind- s'the Pope. What's that make me, then, Santa Claus?

I'm sorry, ma'am, that me brother's dragged you inta what's become a colorful an' elaborate joke. But I'd like t'be gettin' back home, about now. Where not everyone's on drugs, aye?

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[info]quirkyhumor
2009-07-21 05:41 am UTC (link)
Would you believe me if I promised to tell you which of you has the bigger cock?

Being as how your mother won't tell you.

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[info]brotheraequitas
2009-07-21 05:47 am UTC (link)
...An' just how would y'be claimin' t'know that, ma'am?

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[info]quirkyhumor
2009-07-22 03:15 pm UTC (link)
Sugar, I'm God. I made you.

And I may have fucked one or both of you the last time you were here. Maybe. I was feeling really wrathful and righteous back then. It sort of clouded my memories a bit.

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[info]ex_loveordea7
2009-07-21 05:17 am UTC (link)
Murph.. just calm down. I know you don't know me and everything, or you don't remember me but you're safe.. I promise.

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[info]brotheraequitas
2009-07-21 05:35 am UTC (link)
I figured that, miss. S'just another've me brothers wonderful pranks.

That bein' said, it'd be nice to be let out've whatever it is I'm bein' held in.

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[info]ex_loveordea7
2009-07-21 05:53 am UTC (link)
It's not a prank. I wish it was a prank.. I really really wish it was, but it's not.

Well I'll let you out when I'm pretty sure that you're not going to try and shoot the President. I'm supposed to protect him. And even though you and your brother are supposed to be my friends, he comes first.

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[info]brotheraequitas
2009-07-21 05:57 am UTC (link)
Look, I didn't-

I know this looks bad, but I had no idea where I was, aye? Last I saw, I was... in a bad way. In Boston. I turn a corner, I run inta a rose bush, an' some fu- someone swears at me.

S'reflexes, isnt' it? You're our friend, you know we don't hurt good people.

M'good. Jus' lemme go have a pint with me brother. 'Even get you one, for your trouble, if you want.

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[info]ex_loveordea7
2009-07-21 06:12 am UTC (link)
Oh I know you didn't mean to. And I know that you're not a bad guy and all of that. You're gonna get out of here, honest. It just takes a lot of red tape to get through.

And I have to convince them you're not a threat. It shouldn't be too hard but just give me a couple of minutes.

Sure, though you might have to make it quick. I might be going to play Skeeball after I get you out of there.

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[info]brotheraequitas
2009-07-21 06:17 am UTC (link)
Tell 'em Jesus said so, or sommat. Worked as an excuse t'get me in here, didn't it?

Aye, not like I'm going anywhere, friend. Take your time. Connor's on his way, by the way.

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[info]ex_loveordea7
2009-07-21 06:26 am UTC (link)
Jesus did say so as a matter of fact. And he'll get you out.

As soon as Connor gets here, you'll be free to go. But.. apparently you both work for.. well us I guess, so think about it. Whether you want in or not.

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[info]brotheraequitas
2009-07-21 06:31 am UTC (link)
Right, right. I guess-

Wait, work for you? The fuckin' Secret Service? Don't you people fuckin' screen or some-? Is that right?

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[info]ex_loveordea7
2009-07-21 06:38 am UTC (link)
Yeah.. for.. with, something like that. Everyone when they get here has an ID and generally a new job. I definitely wasn't in the Secret Service before I came here. I did what you guys do, pretty much.

So it's kind of .. logical.

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