Hee, you've clearly never met God or Satan. They're stuck here too. But if you guys do figure it out, would you mind leaving us a note so people who want to go back can? Some people have serious unfinished business from home- wars, loved ones in danger. Not me, I don't really care if I get back.
Yeah you got me there. Though I guess you could have been from an alternate dimension where rock stars don't exist, and from the future. Or where all knowledge of rock music was wiped out because the government thought it was fueling revolution or something. Endless possibilities in an infinite multiverse and stuff.