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Tweak says, "Tingle, Tingle, Kooloo-Limpah!"

Will Lennox [Transformers] (captain_lennox) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2009-06-13 15:22:00

Entry tags:

kk, mmmbrains, sarah lennox, will lennox

Whoa. I...well. he came right out into the road in front of me. And I couldn't stop, and I hit him. And...I wrecked the bike, of course, but I'm fine. Bike needs some work, but I only skinned my knee, ripped the hell out of my jeans. But holy hell. What the hell was that? It wasn't...a person. Even though it looked like a person. It...wasn't a man. I know that much. It just...wasn't.

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	steam_punk 2009-06-13 11:12 pm UTC (link)
	It wasn't, a bowl of Jello has more EKG in it than their heads. Disconnecting heart from brain by severing the head or simply removing one or the other seems to stop them, depending on your definition of 'simply.' (Reply to this) (Thread)

	captain_lennox 2009-06-13 11:31 pm UTC (link)
	So, you're telling me it was a zombie? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	steam_punk 2009-06-13 11:35 pm UTC (link)
	This is the part were I smile really cute-like and promise you I'm not raving mad. I have a torque wrench and all the acetylene torches at my command, guess how much fun I've been having? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	captain_lennox 2009-06-14 12:46 am UTC (link)
	I'v ebeen here long enough, I know it's kind of par for the course for shi...stuff like this to happen. Lucky you. I just nailed the one, with my bike. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	steam_punk 2009-06-14 12:55 am UTC (link)
	'Shi...Stuff.' Is okay, you just squished a rotting animated corpse, you can use big boy words. One of the perks of working at a garage: with a crate of Ramen, I could hold strong against a siege for weeks. I hope it didn't throw off your alignment. Oh and you gotta strip and clean the works before zombie guts get wedged in and start stinking. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	captain_lennox 2009-06-14 01:44 am UTC (link)
	Good point. Just. Didn't want to offend. I wrecked the bike. Skidded it across the pavement. It needs some work, before I can ride it again. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

steam_punk
2009-06-14 09:34 am UTC (link)

That's very kind of you, but we don't exactly have clean mouths around work. The perks of blue-collar work.

Though the idea of smacking you with a shoe for cussing after you battled a zombie is hilarious.

Opportunity comes calling... I just so happen to work at a body shop. If you bring it around, I'll see what we can do. Thinking about talking to the boss about a Zombie discount...

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	captain_lennox 2009-06-14 12:57 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah? Good point. I was a soldier, myself. I know all the dirty-dirty words. I think that's a good idea. To...bring the bike in, I mean. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	steam_punk 2009-06-14 01:09 pm UTC (link)
	Ooh, the dirty-dirty ones! The word in fashion for the month seems to be anything with 'douche' in it. We can get creative. What, not getting smacked with a shoe like Gran used to? Now, I pout. Anytime, then. I don't really leave, except for curried fries for lunch. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	captain_lennox 2009-06-14 01:28 pm UTC (link)
	Douche is an excellent word. many uses, can be added on to most anything. It's a favorite among soldiers, too. I'll be sure to avoid the lunch hour, then. Mid afternoon? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	steam_punk 2009-06-14 01:32 pm UTC (link)
	Ahh, the wonders of vulgarity, reaching across borders... Sounds just fine to me, will keep an eye out for you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	captain_lennox 2009-06-14 01:39 pm UTC (link)
	...Would probably help, if I knew where I was going. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	steam_punk 2009-06-14 01:42 pm UTC (link)
	Oops. snicker Oh, you are so picky aren't you? Gotta know where to go... Whitechapel 24-hour Body and Garage [address]. It's in London, if that helps. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	captain_lennox 2009-06-14 01:44 pm UTC (link)
	Here's to hoping the bike can make it through the port key experience. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	steam_punk 2009-06-14 01:46 pm UTC (link)
	My lunch didn't, the first time. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	captain_lennox 2009-06-14 01:52 pm UTC (link)
	I've been in air craft that moves nearly as fast. A buddy of mine, he gets sick every time. But he's a weak stomach to begin with. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	steam_punk 2009-06-14 01:56 pm UTC (link)
	Awesome... My bike isn't that fast in the air, but I've trained my stomach on tea wine. Nah it was more the cockeyed reentry that sucked. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	captain_lennox 2009-06-14 05:02 pm UTC (link)
	Fair enough. I should be there soon. Hopefully with a bike that's still in one piece. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	steam_punk 2009-06-14 05:14 pm UTC (link)
	Of course. Because I'll charge extra for bikes in multiple bits. :P (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	captain_lennox 2009-06-14 05:27 pm UTC (link)
	I figured as much. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	steam_punk 2009-06-14 05:44 pm UTC (link)
	Gotta fleece them Zombie killers, you know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	captain_lennox 2009-06-14 06:01 pm UTC (link)
	I live in America, I know all about being nicked and dimed to death. :P (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	steam_punk 2009-06-14 06:06 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, then you'll feel right at home. Don't worry, we'll be gentle. Oh and we have real beer in the bay, up for grabs. Just mentioning. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	captain_lennox 2009-06-14 06:12 pm UTC (link)
	Good to know. Good to know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	steam_punk 2009-06-14 06:17 pm UTC (link)
	Oh and he's clever! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	captain_lennox 2009-06-14 06:23 pm UTC (link)
	I don't know about that. But I will be seeing you soon. I'm about to go through the port key. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	steam_punk 2009-06-14 06:27 pm UTC (link)
	Good luck. Oh, call for KK when you get here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	captain_lennox 2009-06-14 06:54 pm UTC (link)
	Will do. Name's Will Lennox. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	steam_punk 2009-06-14 06:58 pm UTC (link)
	It'll be great to meet you, sir. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	captain_lennox 2009-06-14 07:00 pm UTC (link)
	Will. Not Sir. I'm not in service, now. Just call me Will. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	steam_punk 2009-06-14 07:03 pm UTC (link)
	Wait, sorry, didn't catch that last bit. Maybe you'll tell me when you get here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	captain_lennox 2009-06-14 07:18 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah yeah. I'll be there in a few. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	sarah_lennox 2009-06-14 09:58 pm UTC (link)
	Will... are you... are you okay? They keep trying to get in... Evie keeps crying... (Reply to this) (Thread)

	captain_lennox 2009-06-14 10:05 pm UTC (link)
	Go to the basement, Sarah. Don't let them in. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sarah_lennox 2009-06-14 10:17 pm UTC (link)
	We will. Be careful, baby. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	captain_lennox 2009-06-14 10:57 pm UTC (link)
	I'll be home, soon as I can, love. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sarah_lennox 2009-06-15 02:14 pm UTC (link)
	Love you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	captain_lennox 2009-06-15 06:24 pm UTC (link)
	Love you, Sarah. Give my baby girl a kiss. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sarah_lennox 2009-06-15 06:28 pm UTC (link)
	I will, baby. (Reply to this) (Parent)