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Oizys, Goddess of Misery. (misery_inc) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2009-06-11 18:32:00

Entry tags:

dolos, lyssa james, miniver cheevy, oizys

There are apparently whole realms of misery I never fully appreciated before.

I don't believe you people put up with this shit for nine months.

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	nothing_of_note 2009-06-11 06:11 pm UTC (link)
	Would that be having a baby? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	misery_inc 2009-06-11 06:16 pm UTC (link)
	Ugh. Yes. I knew it was horrifically miserable, but the reality is worse than I thought. If I wasn't experiencing it first hand, I'd be incredibly impressed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nothing_of_note 2009-06-11 06:21 pm UTC (link)
	Are you're only having the one? If you are be thankful, I'm near my date for having triplets. All I've done is throw up, sleep and feel bad I'm not spending enough time with my other baby and husband. I'm not human, I have five months instead of nine. Which isn't as good as it sounds. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	misery_inc 2009-06-11 06:33 pm UTC (link)
	One is enough, this go around. I'll leave the multiple-births-of-epic-proportions to my sister, thank you. I'm not mortal either... I could theoretically pop this parasite out now. But then there's the miserable torture of actually having a sprog, and I'm not sure that's worse. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nothing_of_note 2009-06-12 01:53 am UTC (link)
	I sometimes wish I could have left that to mine too. I'm mortal, just not human. Enjoy this bit as you can, it's peaceful in comparison. Though when you get bigger people will automatically assume it's fine to pet your belly. Makes me want to rip peoples arms off. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	misery_inc 2009-06-12 01:57 am UTC (link)
	My sister's crazy. 30 something kids, no dad. At least I have my brother I can foist the sprog off on if it gets annoying. Luckily, I think I'm safe on the belly petting. I generally give off a "Touch me and I'll bite" sort of vibe. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nothing_of_note 2009-06-12 02:04 am UTC (link)
	Bloody hell. That's... a lot. There will always be that one moron who pushes their luck, they're the ones who deserve all they get. Though I am safe this time, I'm on bed rest now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	misery_inc 2009-06-12 02:16 am UTC (link)
	Not so many, really, where we're from. I can name at least 3 dozen siblings off the top of my head, and I might be missing a few. I might just not get out of bed for a few months. That might work. Or I could figure out that trick Aphrodite does where she doesn't show. But smiting people who want to touch me sounds vastly more fulfilling. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	miniver 2009-06-11 09:15 pm UTC (link)
	moon? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	misery_inc 2009-06-11 09:25 pm UTC (link)
	Stars? What, this some sort of game? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miniver 2009-06-11 09:27 pm UTC (link)
	no.. .i just thought you were somebody i knew along time ago... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	misery_inc 2009-06-11 09:29 pm UTC (link)
	Could be. Do you live a life of misery? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miniver 2009-06-11 09:32 pm UTC (link)
	i did for a really long time and now kind of yes. really yes i would call it that right now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	misery_inc 2009-06-11 09:38 pm UTC (link)
	They you probably know me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miniver 2009-06-11 09:52 pm UTC (link)
	but youre not moon... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	misery_inc 2009-06-11 09:54 pm UTC (link)
	No, I am not Selene. I'm Oizys. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miniver 2009-06-11 10:03 pm UTC (link)
	moon was not called selene, she was just moon. she was a card. tarot card. ... .your name sounds kind of familiar though (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	misery_inc 2009-06-11 10:07 pm UTC (link)
	Selene is the moon... Nevermind. I don't even want to know. Does it? I'm pretty sure it's unique. Not the sort of thing most parents would name a kid. Know your mythology, chief? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miniver 2009-06-11 10:08 pm UTC (link)
	i read a lot im miniver (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	misery_inc 2009-06-11 10:11 pm UTC (link)
	Then that's probably where you know my name. I'd say it's a pleasure to meet you, but... kind of goes against my nature. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miniver 2009-06-11 10:14 pm UTC (link)
	oh yeah? you wouldnt be too pleased to meet me where i am now anyway (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	misery_inc 2009-06-12 01:44 am UTC (link)
	Yeah. Hesiod, Cicero... though he called me Miseria. The Romans had no imagination. Sounds like I would, actually. Doesn't sound fun for you, though. (Oops. apparently I didn't hit send before I left.) (Reply to this) (Parent)

	probablylying 2009-06-11 09:18 pm UTC (link)
	Aww, darling. It's not all miserable. You aren't throwing up! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	misery_inc 2009-06-11 09:26 pm UTC (link)
	Yes I am. Just only when I eat. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	probablylying 2009-06-11 09:29 pm UTC (link)
	Awww. Want me to rub your tummy for you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	misery_inc 2009-06-11 09:37 pm UTC (link)
	Yes. No. Maybe. I want peanut butter cups and ice cream. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	probablylying 2009-06-12 01:07 am UTC (link)
	I think I can scrounge up some of those. Anything else? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	misery_inc 2009-06-12 01:45 am UTC (link)
	A copy of The King and I. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	probablylying 2009-06-12 02:14 am UTC (link)
	Got it. Want a virgin to sacrifice? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	misery_inc 2009-06-12 02:17 am UTC (link)
	What? Who would I be sacrificing a virgin to? Make sense. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	probablylying 2009-06-12 02:20 am UTC (link)
	Eileithyia? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	misery_inc 2009-06-12 02:27 am UTC (link)
	Ugh, no. Keep that bitch away from me. I don't trust anyone who does what Hera tells them to do. Or maybe just sacrifice a cow instead. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Oizys mockitymockmock 2009-06-12 02:09 am UTC (link)
	I take it Dolos took it better then expected? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Momos misery_inc 2009-06-12 02:10 am UTC (link)
	He's so fucking weird. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Oizys mockitymockmock 2009-06-12 02:15 am UTC (link)
	Clearly the reason you like him so much. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Momos misery_inc 2009-06-12 02:17 am UTC (link)
	I don't like him at all. I'm just stuck with him now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Oizys mockitymockmock 2009-06-12 02:21 am UTC (link)
	Of course. What was I thinking? Silly me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Momos misery_inc 2009-06-12 02:26 am UTC (link)
	Hey. I'm still older than you. I don't need comments from the peanut gallery. You were supposed to get him lost in Tartarus when he was still gullible, but Nooooo. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Oizys mockitymockmock 2009-06-12 06:24 pm UTC (link)
	That would have just made you cry and you know I can't handle your tears. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Momos misery_inc 2009-06-12 07:34 pm UTC (link)
	Maybe... But I'll never admit it. I'm kind of ok with this whole... kid thing. It's a boy. Pretty soon Dolos and I are going to be responsible for the emotional wellbeing of another god. Why am I the only one who finds this a bit scary? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Oizys mockitymockmock 2009-06-12 09:21 pm UTC (link)
	You're not the only one scared, we just hide it better. It will be fine, you have lots and lots of family to help out and if need be, we can always dump him on Ares' doorstep if you decide not to keep him. And you think the two of you will fuck him up... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Momos misery_inc 2009-06-12 09:57 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, right. Ares. There's a comforting thought. No, I think we'll be fine. Assuming we both survive the parasite gestation process. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Oizys mockitymockmock 2009-06-13 12:15 am UTC (link)
	Think of it as "Oh, my god, my kid is a freak! I don't want him anymore." back-up plan. Just don't kill him. The world would be way too quiet without him around. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Momos misery_inc 2009-06-13 12:19 am UTC (link)
	Remember way back when before he was born, when it used to be quiet sometimes? Those were happy times. Maybe I'll be lucky, and the sprog will be mute. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Oizys mockitymockmock 2009-06-13 02:03 am UTC (link)
	With his genes and your genes? Doubt it. But you can hope. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Momos misery_inc 2009-06-13 02:08 am UTC (link)
	I hate when you make sense. Fuck baby clothes... if you love me, you'll buy me a good set of ear plugs. (Reply to this) (Parent)