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[Jul. 13th, 2011|04:18 am] |
Have the perpetrators of the St. Bartholomew explosion been caught, identified, or at least punished? I really hope so. Maybe I can help. I'd like to meet them for a.. talk. I heard Mary was in harm's way. I hope she's okay now. |
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[Jul. 13th, 2011|11:13 pm] |
Unless you're part of my family, please stop gossipping about me. I'm really sick of it. I'm also not that fucking interesting.
Hell, even if you are. |
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[Jul. 13th, 2011|11:15 pm] |
Remember when politicians could cheat on their spouses and nobody talked about it? Back before social networking?
I love that nobody has taught anyone in any political realm how to use Twitter properly. It's fantastic. I mean, lots of people have gotten photos of my penis in my lifetime, but none of them spread it over the internet.
... maybe because it's pretty unremarkable. Huh.
Mia, would you ever think about marrying me? |
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