I have a son. We have a son. Really, the fairy did most of the work, but she's been too tired to post, I guess. He was born last night, to two far-too-anxious-to-pretend-to-be-mortal parents. He's perfectly healthy, perfectly handsome. Perfect.
I We have a son! We're calling him Johnathan for now, since I have no use for a human name, and I think it suits him. Great skies, I'm tired.