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[Oct. 28th, 2010|05:22 am] |
I should've known better than to trust anything Miss Fleck gave me. Hasn't changed even a little since when father and I left Coney, all those years ago.
Now whenever I walk past an instrument, it starts playing itself. Mostly Vaudeville songs, of all things.
Father thinks it's amusing. He would, of course. |
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[Oct. 28th, 2010|11:04 am] |
WOOOOOOOOOOO!
First I was a girl then I was a boy again then I was a pony and then I was rainbow colors and then I tasted like weasels then a giant taco came and tucked me into bed!
I GOT A PUMPKIN ON MY HEAD! |
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[Oct. 28th, 2010|11:15 am] |
( Candy )
[Filtered to everyone EXCEPT Iggy and his family]
I don't suppose anyone's found a candy that gives you courage or something? Or makes you super hot? |
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[Oct. 28th, 2010|11:36 am] |
Can't... stop.... laughing!
Those jokes weren't even funny! |
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[Oct. 28th, 2010|01:37 pm] |
What... how... how am I supposed to DO anything if every time I put clothes on they disappear?! |
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[Oct. 28th, 2010|01:41 pm] |
OH BLOODY HELL.
I just tried to talk to Chef and he couldn't see me or hear me.
I'm kinda praying it's just Chef, cause if no one else can see or hear me I might cry. No fucking lie. |
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[Oct. 28th, 2010|03:34 pm] |
Yes, I admit that I pride myself on my prowess and the things I can do with my tongue, but even I find it amazingly odd that I can bring a woman to her knees in a quivering mass just with the sound of my voice. What the bloody hell is going on now? |
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[Oct. 28th, 2010|03:39 pm] |
Oh you have GOT to be kidding me. |
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[Oct. 28th, 2010|03:53 pm] |
... wings? You think, considering the others I've seen who have been affected by something by candy, I would have thought twice about eating that snickers... |
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[Oct. 28th, 2010|05:18 pm] |
Well this is troublesome. |
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[Oct. 28th, 2010|07:29 pm] |
Who would have thought that plants talk about sex more than my siblings think about it. |
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