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[Aug. 10th, 2010|08:28 am] |
It's official. I'm an anthropology major (part-time) once the girls start school.
Oh - and Parker? Hardison? When are you guys working on making some playmates for the girls? |
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[Aug. 10th, 2010|08:32 am] |
Satan, it is done. Would you rather a boy or a girl? |
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[Aug. 10th, 2010|10:54 am] |
I am totally wearing the geekiest shirt in the world to work tomorrow. (Luc, sugar, they didn't have one with your name on it.)
God, I hope you don't get offended! |
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[Aug. 10th, 2010|11:59 am] |
Another night, another few gallons of ectoplasmic guck covering me.
I'll be in the shower for the next couple hours. Eegh. |
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[Aug. 10th, 2010|12:01 pm] |
I'm fine. Stop asking. |
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[Aug. 10th, 2010|12:04 pm] |
Dude.
Skwisgaar's girlfriend's zoo has monkeys, so I went and was lookin' at them and saw one givin' another one a BJ.
Monkey blowjobs, you guys.
This world is hilarious. |
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[Aug. 10th, 2010|12:51 pm] |
I think I want to change my hair color... |
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[Aug. 10th, 2010|02:03 pm] |
HEY
ITS THIS PLACE AGAIN
when did I warp to?? HI PEOPLE HI!!! WHERE'S EVERYONE? |
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[Aug. 10th, 2010|08:52 pm] |
I feel so lost. The house is empty. There's nothing here for me but a bunch of paperback novels. |
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[Aug. 10th, 2010|09:13 pm] |
Candy? Can you teach me magic? |
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[Aug. 10th, 2010|09:53 pm] |
I swear to Fury...
That's the last time...
I do shots...
Of anything called...
"Romulan" anything...
I gotta' find my clothes. |
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[Aug. 10th, 2010|09:59 pm] |
If I have to sign one more bloody poster, someone is going to die. |
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[Aug. 10th, 2010|10:02 pm] |
Longest. Orgy. Ever.
That's how I want to be remembered in the record books.
Who's in? |
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[Aug. 10th, 2010|10:06 pm] |
So.
Here's the thing.
I have to do some serious begging. Like, to the point that I may end up bleeding from several of my orifices. (Which I do deserve, by the way.)
Is there anyone out there with some helpful hints, wise words, fetal position diagrams available?
A certain adorable blonde love of my life is also welcome to comment and let me know that I will not be blown to smithereens on sight. |
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[Aug. 10th, 2010|10:12 pm] |
OH IT'S THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH!
THAT'S RIGHT!
SUMMER VACATION IS A BIGGER BITCH THAN SARAH PALIN GOING THROUGH MENOPAUSE ON THE THIRD SUNDAY OF THE SEVENTH HELL OF THE DEVIL'S BIRTHDAY!
YOU AIN'T READY FOR THE RETURN TO MY CLASS!
WELCOME TO JUGGERGARTEN!
I TEACH KIDS HOW TO EAT SMALL RODENTS FOR BREAKFAST!
SPIDERMONKEY SALAD!
TUNA FRIES!
A BOTTLE OF BRITTANY DANIELS!
I'LL BE AT TARGET FOR THE NEXT 72 HOURS MAKING SURE EVERYONE BUYS WHAT THEY NEED TO BUY FOR BACK TO SCHOOL WITH THE JUGGERNAUT.
DON'T YOU KNOW WHO THE FUCK I AM?
I SPIT FLAMES OUT THE CHEEKS OF MY ASS AT THE END OF MAY AND CAUSE SUMMER TIME!
FLAME ON!
DON'T FUCK WITH ME!
I'M GETTIN' RAISE THIS YEAR!
CUZ I'M THE JUGGERNAUT BIIIIIIIIIIIITCH! |
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[Aug. 10th, 2010|10:17 pm] |
Manuscript Finished.
Now to have a little fun before I get notes back about how i can't write this and too much of that. Feh! I say, FEH!
Guitar Hero, anyone? |
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