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[May. 2nd, 2010|01:24 am] |
Uh. WTF? I know it was a party, but I'm pretty sure it wasn't that good. I definitely don't remember falling asleep on a couch IN NEW YORK CITY. |
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[May. 2nd, 2010|07:46 am] |
Darling, when you have a moment?
I have a gift for you. |
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[May. 2nd, 2010|11:47 am] |
( Parker ) |
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[May. 2nd, 2010|01:59 pm] |
I'm still alive, of course. In case any of you internet denizens were worried about me, which I entirely doubt was the case. We're all so disconnected in this time, it's worse than the day of the telephone. At least in that time you could hear a person's very voice. What we've got now is a facsimile of our words with no inflection or context. It makes for a very tough time to connect on a deeply personal level.
I propose a solution to this circumstance. I implore the masses of our fine board to go out this week and speak to a stranger. |
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[May. 2nd, 2010|02:20 pm] |
I officially hate this place. It's boring, and there's nothing to do and people are stupid.
Can't I just go home? |
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[May. 2nd, 2010|03:49 pm] |
I feel naked and exposed. |
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[May. 2nd, 2010|06:16 pm] |
PHINEAS!
... Stacy isn't here, so you're going to have to be her stand-in. |
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[May. 2nd, 2010|09:24 pm] |
Okay.
Anybody know why downloading Doctor Who downloaded me instead?
I mean, seriously, that was not cool.
And the worst part is... I gotta' start the torrent all over again. |
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[May. 2nd, 2010|11:17 pm] |
Aw, man, why do the hot, gentlemanly guys always seem to be either related to me or taken?
Edward, thank you very much for showing me around London, I had a great time. Also, seriously? One day I need to meet your wife and tell her she's a lucky woman.
...so, any single British stud muffins wanna take a New Yorker out on the town? |
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