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[Feb. 25th, 2010|07:18 am] |
So, it's a couple weeks until Spring Break. I wish it was here right now... feeling a bit bored. Oh well, at least I haven't seen metal since I was dropped here. I'd probably be panicking now if I were back home.. since next year is 2011. Feels so much more relaxing here. I love this place. Still miss my mom, though. |
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[Feb. 25th, 2010|09:48 am] |
Who is Sharif? Why does he not like 'it'? What on earth is 'it'?
Oh, 80s, you confuse me. |
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[Feb. 25th, 2010|11:19 am] |
OH COME ON UK, get your act together. Only one medal in snowboarding?
That's it, I'm going to work extra hard to try and get on the team for the next one. They are NOT going to be trounced like this again. Stupid. |
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[Feb. 25th, 2010|12:08 pm] |
Soooooo.
Do any amazingly beautiful fans of mine need their breasts signed?
Seriously.
Just come on down.
Markers in the cleavage'll get you my phone number. |
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[Feb. 25th, 2010|02:42 pm] |
| [ | Tags | | | adelia van helsing, alexandra winchester, candy quackenbush, cassidy turner, charles brandon, damien thorn, hedone, kitt 2000, parker, samira, tony stark | ] |
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Stop me if you've heard this one.
So a multi-billionaire superhero is fighting for his life againt his own created technology. Something goes so wrong it's not even funny. The next thing he knows, he's sent head over heels through some strange ass wormhole, only to land in the best possible place to be after such an event...
A Bar.
What'll he get first, Drunk or Laid?
Discuss. |
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[Feb. 25th, 2010|05:41 pm] |
Boooood. |
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[Feb. 25th, 2010|08:32 pm] |
I...have been rejected.
I know, I know. It's just so unexpected and surprising. I was taken aback myself. I found the emotion it brought up to be unbearable and almost, dare I say it, suicidal.
But I will endure. I will make it through. Yes. I have found the strength.
However, should any of my lovely ladies be willing to come soothe me and perhaps let me cry on their bare shoulders? I would not say no.
I am, in fact, a man in desperate need. |
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[Feb. 25th, 2010|10:47 pm] |
I swear, that's the last time I let Simon play with the vaccuum cleaner.
Anyway!
WHO WANTS TICKETS TO THE CHIPMUNKS IN CONCERT?!
LIVE!
Somewhere.
As soon as I find my brothers.
And Dave.
... maybe. |
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[Feb. 25th, 2010|11:44 pm] |
OH IT'S THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH!
THAT'S RIGHT I'M BACK! I'M SO BACK I'M THE ASS OF A CHINESE DONKEY IN THE MIDDLE OF A PORN STUDIO TRAPPED UNDER RON JEREMY'S LEFT NUTSACK!
YOU CAN'T STOP ME!
HERE I COME!
NEVER BEFORE SEEN! NEVER BEFORE HEARD! BUT ALWAYS THE SHIT LIKE A BAG OF RAT TURDS!
AIN'T NOBODY EVER GONNA' STOP THE GODDAMN JUGGERNAUT!
RELAX BITCHES!
JUGG'S GOT YA'... |
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