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[Feb. 7th, 2010|12:00 am] |
Shu, I am not kidding, I am gonna break a foot off up your ass for this. I just got my damn hair done, and I get the fuckin' Magical Mystery Tour?
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Hate to say it, but she got a point. Where the fuck are we, anyway? |
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[Feb. 7th, 2010|02:47 am] |
Ha! Fear me, mortals! I now control the tornado.
Stay in my good graces and I will not send you away! |
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[Feb. 7th, 2010|03:39 am] |
Dear Gaia.
I went out for a nice relaxing massage, and all hell breaks loose?
Who'd like to explain to me what happened. |
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[Feb. 7th, 2010|01:38 pm] |
You know, I completely forgot, in all this hubbub to announce something of GREAT IMPORTANCE.
SUPER BOWL PARTY. MY HOUSE. TODAY.
Kickoff time is in about three hours but you don't have to be a fan of football to enjoy the festivities. We've got food of all sorts, music playing in the other room, hot and cold non-alco drinks (BYOB, guys), and a whole crapload of fun.
BE THERE OR LOSE OUT ON BRENDA'S JAMBALAYA. |
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[Feb. 7th, 2010|01:43 pm] |
What the hell is this. Midgard? Oh hell, what happened now?
Would any of you middlelanders have an explanation for why I'm here? Who summoned me? |
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[Feb. 7th, 2010|05:43 pm] |
Dear nieces, I trust you have proven your brother wrong? |
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[Feb. 7th, 2010|08:51 pm] |
Who else is going to Taunton?
Tomorrow's my first day. I'm kind of a little bit scared. |
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[Feb. 7th, 2010|09:51 pm] |
Uh. Cricket? Guys? I know that wasn't really our lounge, but.
How'd you get me out of the hospital without waking me? Do I even wanna know? This doesn't sm-
It smells, here. C'mon guys, really. Where am I?
[Edit] And I missed the Saints' win? Come on. You could've just woken me up! |
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[Feb. 7th, 2010|11:50 pm] |
Perfect. I was reading, and then there was a tornado in the library, and now I'm at fucking Disneyland. |
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