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[Dec. 15th, 2008|12:56 am] |
So, ladies of the world, maybe you've been tempted by that peppermint soap they make. I am here to tell you, ignore that temptation!
I want to say this tactfully. It... hmm. It burned my vagina. I got peppermint oil in my vagina and now it burns like a motherfucker. God only knows what it would be like if I'd used the cinnamon! My entire vagina would have burned out! Burned out!
So don't use peppermint soap in the bathtub or near your vagina. Practice safe soap.
Man, it's as bad as the first time I shaved my whatnot and used aftershave. Old Spice and junk do not go together, friends. |
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[Dec. 15th, 2008|12:57 am] |
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[Dec. 15th, 2008|01:02 pm] |
[locked from catholic clergy]
Reposting, in case anyone missed it, because EVERYONE is invited. Even you. It's the must-go Saturnalia party of the season!
You're Invited!
Come one, come all, to the Saturnalia Ball!
When: December 17th. - That's THIS WEDNESDAY.
Where: The Cathedral In NYC.
Who: Anyone and everyone... so long as you're legal.
What: Saturnalia!
Not a celebrant of Saturnalia? Who cares. It's a reason to party! And who doesn't like a party this time of year? There will be food. there will be drinking. There will be entertainment.
But there's a catch!
Saturnalia is marked with Role-Reversal... And so everyone must show in costume. Not just any costume - a costume depicting something that is your opposite. Masters may come as servants! Men can come as women! If you're particularly extraordinary, come dressed as a normal joe! Whatever you like, so long as it's something you're not.
Come, have fun, and enjoy yourselves in this lovely world we've been given. |
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[Dec. 15th, 2008|01:07 pm] |
The world needs more camgirls. Seriously. We should make a camgirl site Suicide Girls style. Except for the punk thing. Or whatever their deal actually is? Do people just enjoy them ironically?
Can you enjoy breasts ironically? Would you have to be an indie gay guy to do it? Do indie gay guys wear anything but pink and rainbows, and have hats that only advertise 'manly' states, like Florida: America's Flaccid Shlong or something?
Should I have stopped talking about this when I realized that it's probably NSFW?
Inquiring minds want to know! |
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[Dec. 15th, 2008|01:47 pm] |
I have decided that I rather like living inland. Shipwreck cove was home for quite some time, but it was still... well, it was still a shipwreck.
The Captain has fallen into rather a nice piece of property here, I've already walked the boundaries while he's napping, and he's not awake again just yet so now i'm out of things to do but see if I can find my own fun on the internet.
So, hello everyone, I'm the Pirate's Code, meant to be lived by or something like that, and I've been here almost a week. |
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[Dec. 15th, 2008|02:14 pm] |
I'm teaching myself a new song on the guitar. I'm pretty good, though I hope Aunt-Torii doesn't mind me borrowing her guitar. Skwisgaar-person's is too big. I think Dad would be proud of me for learning how to play Elvis, since he's the best musician ever.
STITCH
LET'S TEACH OUR NEW OHANA HOW TO HULA |
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[Dec. 15th, 2008|03:22 pm] |
( Eve ) |
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[Dec. 15th, 2008|04:21 pm] |
Skadi, love, I have my car back and I'd like some sort of help in regard to showing her the past. Would you care to go for a drive sometime?
( Cassidy. ) |
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[Dec. 15th, 2008|05:35 pm] |
So I've blown a lot of money this week to shoot people I knew back home.
You'd think that would sate the indescribable need to beat someone's skull into the ground.
I think the hormones are doing something weird. Because I was totally sane and rational while I was shooting Wade and Logan.
Some people aren't just cut out for this sort of thing, I think. |
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[Dec. 15th, 2008|05:56 pm] |
( Norah ) |
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