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[Nov. 2nd, 2008|12:03 am] |
Hallo! Zombies! Werewolves! Vampires! It's like being home again! Well... more so if home had been Morrowind, but nevertheless... we WERE there for the Oblivion crisis nonsense...
Who needs saving? Pinion and I are exceptionally good at getting people from one place to another without getting caught. Just give us a ring.
Unless you're the little French fellow. We already saved you, stop acting like such a wuss and bloody well SIT TIGHT until we get back! |
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[Nov. 2nd, 2008|01:28 am] |
Hello?
Right, Hi. Something weird happened today. I was suppose to go to New York for Uni and when I woke up this morning people I didn't know were calling me 'Bill'. I don't know a Bill, and I am very confused. I can't find my tickets anywhere. And I'm not even in Hamburg anymore, I'm in some hotel.
Can someone explain what has happened please? I heard this was the place to ask. |
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[Nov. 2nd, 2008|01:48 am] |
One. One time is all I ask for my hospital not to be destroyed. Now both of them probably are.
I fucking hate Halloween.
I'll be in New York. With a shotgun. Again. |
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[Nov. 2nd, 2008|01:48 am] |
Attention! To all those concerned with the whereabouts of the dread sorceress Lulu! I am sent to inform on behalf of a third party that she has been kidnapped. If you wish to see her again, you must pay $500,000,000 in cash, Hot Topic cards, or ownership of small Northern European settlements. Delivery instruction will be provided once assurance of your resources is made! Do not call the police, or she will be fed to the nasty cat next door. |
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[Nov. 2nd, 2008|01:50 am] |
Ghosts usually follow me but they usually do not look like that.
What in the hell is going on and where the hell am I? |
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| *in a message cutting across all bandwidths and media, seeking any device near or on Kimber* |
[Nov. 2nd, 2008|08:26 am] |
( Kimber ) |
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[Nov. 2nd, 2008|09:34 am] |
John? Dean? Sammy?
Are you all alright? |
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[Nov. 2nd, 2008|09:53 am] |
[backdated to Friday when the craziness started happening]
( Alfred ) |
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[Nov. 2nd, 2008|11:07 am] |
( X-Factor )
Has anyone seen Rahne? |
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[Nov. 2nd, 2008|11:10 am] |
This is exactly the sort of shit I need right now. Except for my shirt suddenly getting torn and wet. This is some cosmic objectification shit. But, otherwise it ain't so bad. I can hit the shit out of these zombies and pretend it's Lucifer's head I'm bashing in.
( Eve + Mary ) |
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[Nov. 2nd, 2008|11:14 am] |
I'm getting flashbacks. And staying the fuck away from hospitals.
( Bats ) |
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[Nov. 2nd, 2008|11:15 am] |
Um. Those undead people are... dancing. |
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[Nov. 2nd, 2008|01:41 pm] |
I'm fucking sick of being nice.
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[Nov. 2nd, 2008|02:20 pm] |
Oh fantastic, Frankenstein's monster just tossed some kid into the Hudson.
Jesus Christ this place is too weird. |
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[Nov. 2nd, 2008|03:30 pm] |
This needs to stop. |
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[Nov. 2nd, 2008|04:35 pm] |
London.. A place I grew up near, but somehow not the one I reacall. The question of the day is: Why are there dead creatures floating around?
( Private to close friends ) |
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[Nov. 2nd, 2008|05:22 pm] |
beetlejuice
beetleJUICE
BEETLEJUICE |
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[Nov. 2nd, 2008|06:56 pm] |
The world in chaos, how wonderful! Whenever the population's eyes are elsewhere, it is a most welcome distraction indeed.
Unfortunately, my laboratory is quickly becoming taken over by small furry creatures. I managed to snap a [photograph] of one right before they ate my hamster. I must admit, he looks quite dashing in that suit.
And the puppets are talking again, but now all they want to discuss is killing. It makes for a most dull conversation. |
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[Nov. 2nd, 2008|07:15 pm] |
There seems to be a, uh. Legion of the undead. On the front lawn. Possibly fans. I need a team around the boys, and snipers I need headshots. 359, I'll meet you and beta team outside to, ah, deal with the problem hand-to-hand. |
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[Nov. 2nd, 2008|07:50 pm] |
First time I've been able to post since this shit started. Jesus fucking Christ. I just went out to pick up Fallout 3! Next thing I know I'm rallying a bunch of idiots to make a barricade in front of the game store doors.
Fallout 3 is pretty good, though. |
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[Nov. 2nd, 2008|08:37 pm] |
( Anakin )
Does this happen often? If so I want to know now so I can start getting used to it. |
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[Nov. 2nd, 2008|10:28 pm] |
What is this place?
I thought I was dead. |
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[Nov. 2nd, 2008|10:44 pm] |
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[Nov. 2nd, 2008|10:54 pm] |
I ain't never gonna get that smell out. 'Tried everything. F'I shower one more damn time, I'mma need t'dye my hair again, already.
'Safe, though. Thanks t'Dean, Cass. All of you. Sorry I took off, I just hadta... get a little space.
You alright, Bill? Jack? Y'got alla us right scared.
S'the batshit calmin' down yet, e'erybody else? |
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[Nov. 2nd, 2008|11:21 pm] |
( Private )
All right, I think--I think!--the demons keep attacking me because I'm very handsome. You see, this all started around the time that I put on my Halloween costume, and as Rosie-doll will recall, it was a very sexy one. No monsters while we were trick-or-treating, but the second we parted and I went home?
HUGE fuck-off demon pops up. Eats all my Butterfingers.
Literally, he stole the bag out of my hands, dug through my candy, and took the Butterfingers. And those peanut butter things in the orange and black wrappers. Who even eats those? Demons, that's who. I kicked his ass, because obviously nobody better lay a finger on my Butterfinger, but for all the good it did me.
Anyway, long story short, I hope that this ends soon. I don't want to miss candy discount days. |
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