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[Oct. 10th, 2008|08:17 am] |
So, Alex, who all is coming to your bachelor party?
I won't know how much booze to buy unless you tell me!
And we can't run out of booze. It would be a black mark on my record. Future husbands-to-be would be all 'Well, we might have gone with the hot Asian chick, but she let her friend run out of booze'. And I will make sad faces at the world. |
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[Oct. 10th, 2008|08:45 am] |
Emmett - Do you have a tux yet?
Edward - Does he have a suitable tux yet? |
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[Oct. 10th, 2008|11:14 am] |
Okay.
I can still see the Statue of Liberty from my window.
But this ain't my window.
And my wife is gone.
What the fuck is going on and who do I have to kill? |
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[Oct. 10th, 2008|11:37 am] |
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( Gambit ) |
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[Oct. 10th, 2008|12:03 pm] |
A honeymoon is an endeavor both sweet and true, spent with a partner most sublime, and in a state most desirable. This has been an excellent time, indeed.
( Anya ) |
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[Oct. 10th, 2008|12:06 pm] |
Working for the government is like working in a snake field. It might be safe from a lot of dangers, but you sleep with one eye open all the time. |
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[Oct. 10th, 2008|12:49 pm] |
Johanna, darling! My husband's arrived!
He'll be staying in my room, don't worry about that, dear. (He's very well behaved.) I just wanted to let you know about the bloke with the adorable Boston accent that's going to be living with us. |
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[Oct. 10th, 2008|01:17 pm] |
You know what?
I kinda like it here. Things could be worse. Way, way worse. |
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[Oct. 10th, 2008|01:22 pm] |
This place is really very interesting. Mary, thank you for helping me adjust. I appreciate it. I need to find some way to repay you for all you've done. |
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[Oct. 10th, 2008|01:27 pm] |
So...if I busted out the Twister mat who would actually toss aside their current responsibilities at X-Factor and have a go?
Oh, you know, we could play Monopoly. I call the dog. Jamie can be the thimble. |
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[Oct. 10th, 2008|03:03 pm] |
Someone is going to be telling me what the unholy fucking hell just has happened to me or there will be hell to pay.
I wake up in a London ENGLAND? I know I am prone to passing out for a long period of time, but not enough to forget where I am being.
Does this look like a funny joke to people? |
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[Oct. 10th, 2008|10:50 pm] |
My wife is busy and happy planning the bachelor party of my best friend's husband, and I am enjoying watching her move around, and glow.
I tell you, if I had not already married her? I would again, now. |
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