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[Jul. 19th, 2008|12:14 am] |
HOKAY WHATS DE FUCKS IS DIS NOW dats I gots to bes at a place dis ain'ts Mordhaus and who de fucks is dis in my beds dats is a dudes?
SOMEBODIES GETS DE FUCKS EXPLAININGS NOW.
[[ooc: ignore the previous thing, I decided that instead of normal talking Skwisgaar, it'd be more fun to bring him in during his canon-aged self instead. He's more surly and fun to play that way.]] |
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[Jul. 19th, 2008|12:49 am] |
What the hell?
{he's a scuffy Ianto who never joined TW3! but still makes verrry good coffee} |
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[Jul. 19th, 2008|01:05 am] |
Does this mean I'm going to turn into a girl, or a wuss, or some bullshit? |
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[Jul. 19th, 2008|01:39 am] |
Sister, may I come visit you for a bit? |
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[Jul. 19th, 2008|02:40 am] |
God, just someone kill me. |
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[Jul. 19th, 2008|03:59 am] |
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!
WHEN THE FUCK DID I GET TO OZ?!
LAST TIME ON THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH I WAS HAVIN' A MEETIN' WITH A BUNCH OF TIBETAN SPIDER MONKIES ON THE SOUTH SIDE OF THE MOON WHEN A SUPER BITCH CAME DOWN AND LICKED MY BALLS AND MADE ME CUM SO FAST I STARTED A NUCLEAR WAR OF ALIEN BABIES THAT TURNED OUT TO BE THE PLOT FOR PREDATOR THREE.
AND THAT WAS BEFORE I STARTED FUCKING NINJA SPACE BABES OF THE SCI-FI NETWORK.
IN CASE YOU AIN'T FIGURED IT OUT YET, I'M THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH! AND I'M BACK WITH A FIERY PASSION OF SEVENTY FIGHT ETHIOPIAN NIGHTBUGS AND A FIVE PACK OF SMIRNOFF ICE! THAT'S HOW COLD I AM. I'M SO COLD, THEY CALL ME JUGGY THE SNOWBALLS!
DON'T YOU WISH YOU BOYFRIEND WAS HUNG LIKE JUGGY~
DON'TCHA'!
THAT'S RIGHT BABY! JUMP UP AND DOWN AND EXPAND YOUR HORIZONS! THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH IS BACK AND READY TO FUCK THE SHIT OUT YO' MAMA'S EAR! JUST CALL ME OSCAR THE GROUCHO MARX AND SHUT THE FUCK UP LIKE A SILENT FILM IN THE LIBRARY OF DONGRESS.
DON'T TRY IT! DON'T TRY IT!
CUZ I'M THE JUGGERNAUT BIIIIIIIIIITCH!
NOW SOMEBODY TELL ME WHICH BUS GOES TO THE ALTERNAVERSE! |
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[Jul. 19th, 2008|08:37 am] |
... I hate my life.
Jarvis! If you ever change my music settings again? I'll start pulling wires, I swear. I don't care what that ASShole tells you to do, you do NOT mess with my Thursday playlists! |
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[Jul. 19th, 2008|08:38 am] |
OHMYGOODUHNESS!
I was like, totally driving down the street in my HOT PINK Corvette when I TOTALLY took a wrong turn and ended up like, on the WRONG side of Beverly Hills because all of a sudden? There was NEW YORK!
ME! In New York. Somebody's like, TOTALLY playing a joke on me, right? RIGHT?! |
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[Jul. 19th, 2008|09:05 am] |
Shit, I wish Banri was around. Then we could really find some fun shit to do.
Anyone wanna mess around? |
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[Jul. 19th, 2008|09:14 am] |
GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS!
Wait until you see this totally cool... thing I have! It's like right out of Star Trek! Look! I'm totally typing stuff on it! It's like a secret communicator! If you're nice to me, I'll let you try it.
Gus? |
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[Jul. 19th, 2008|11:26 am] |
I need all X-Men to give me a heads up, please.
Has anyone seen or heard from Scott? Or Professor Xavier? |
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[Jul. 19th, 2008|11:48 am] |
My claws are gone and I can't stop these voices in my head. Rachel seems to have gone insane and I don't think I can do anything like this. I need some asprin. And quiet. |
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[Jul. 19th, 2008|12:00 pm] |
Grandfather? Something highly unusual is going on. I fear the walls between dimentions are crumbling. Is there anything we or the TARDIS can do? |
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[Jul. 19th, 2008|12:17 pm] |
If we can get the Stargate up and running, everything will be perfect. Sitting around waiting for something to happen is driving me CRAZY. |
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[Jul. 19th, 2008|01:16 pm] |
I seem to have misplaced myself. Wonder if my powers hiccuped somehow.
Pietro Maximoff reporting for duty. Can someone point me in the direction of the Avengers? Unless there's something evil afoot. In that case, I'm going to be busy saving civilians. |
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[Jul. 19th, 2008|02:12 pm] |
If another person comes near me and screams, I am killing them. I'm NOT joking. |
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[Jul. 19th, 2008|02:14 pm] |
This is absolutely odd. I am glad it isn't affecting me! |
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[Jul. 19th, 2008|02:15 pm] |
Business seems rather quiet today. I wonder why? |
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[Jul. 19th, 2008|02:18 pm] |
This world is great! I love this time of year! Running through the trees, swimming through hills, I love it! |
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[Jul. 19th, 2008|04:05 pm] |
Everyone's ~craaaazy!~ |
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[Jul. 19th, 2008|05:54 pm] |
Dammit, I finally find someone that halfway interests me, and he's. . . not the person I thought he was.
I wish my real brother and sister were here.
Arg. Stupid world. Stupid, stupid universe. |
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[Jul. 19th, 2008|06:56 pm] |
Why exactly is there a pony traipsing around my coffin showroom? |
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[Jul. 19th, 2008|08:24 pm] |
Hmph. Never thought I'd see the day that I'd have tits that ain't the man-tit variety.
Boys? You even think 'bout laughin' and you'll be hurtin'. I'm not afraid of breakin' a nail.
( Mira )
[ooc: Yeah, I know that I probably did it wrong. But... I wasn't around for the gender swap plot. So if anyone has a big problem with this let me know. :P] |
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[Jul. 19th, 2008|10:29 pm] |
I've got a hole in my bucket
My bucket
My Bucket
I gotta hole in my bucket
My bucket...
A HOLE! |
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[Jul. 19th, 2008|10:57 pm] |
Lockjaw? Lockjaw, can you hear me? Get me out of here, I hate this filthy planet with it's filthy humans. The underestimation of women...of me! I can gut your emotions and destroy them leaving you an empty shell with less effort than it takes to anger Gorgon.
I am an Heir and yet they question what Inhumans are and try to lock me away?Silly stupid humans.
Lockjaw, this is an order. |
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[Jul. 19th, 2008|11:57 pm] |
I could use a hug. |
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