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[Jan. 10th, 2008|01:54 am] |
New Year. I'm going to try and make the best of it this time around. |
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[Jan. 10th, 2008|11:37 am] |
Oh my stars and garters...
What an intriguing quantum event! I wonder if it was the teleportation process might have caused a random intertwining of genetic coding, and a re-evolutionary shift, or if it was guided by some more celestial hand!
Absolutely fascinating~! |
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[Jan. 10th, 2008|04:43 pm] |
( Muse ) |
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[Jan. 10th, 2008|06:04 pm] |
I'm in the mood for some movies.
George, do you prefer musicals or cartoons? How do you feel about musicals and cartoons? |
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[Jan. 10th, 2008|06:21 pm] |
( Brooke )
( Anakin )
I think we need to get into a regular family-type dinner routine. Weekly get-together, or something. Significant others included. |
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[Jan. 10th, 2008|06:53 pm] |
Hey hey Merv! |
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[Jan. 10th, 2008|07:53 pm] |
As the beloved Chris Tucker would say: OH HELL NAW
Bruce?
I want my own mansion. |
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[Jan. 10th, 2008|08:42 pm] |
Hey, Jason c'mere. I want to try my new knifes.
And Carrie? There are no words. |
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[Jan. 10th, 2008|09:15 pm] |
Ohhh country fried steak was a baad idea.
Baby did not like that.
( Caleb ) |
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[Jan. 10th, 2008|09:22 pm] |
ATTENTION EVERYONE.
THE GREAT BOBBY DRAKE IS GOING TO ATTEMPT TO DO THE IMPOSSIBLE!
IN ONE MONTH.
ONE. MONTH.
HE WILL ATTEMPT TO DO SOMETHING THAT NOBODY HAS EVER SUCCEEDED AT.
HE WILL RISK HIS LIFE, LOVE AND REPUTATION ON THIS ONE THING.
HE WILL...
Cover every Vanilla Ice song ever made ... and make the album go Platinum.
CAN HE DO IT?! |
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[Jan. 10th, 2008|09:25 pm] |
OH IT'S THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH! THAT'S RIGHT I HAVE RETURNED LIKE THE JEDI! RETURNED LIKE THE KING! I'M A BIG, MEAN, BITCH FUCKIN' MACHINE!
DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M SAYIN'?! DON'T YOU HEAR ME?! DON'T YOU SEE ME MOVIN' WHEN I DROP MY BALLS ON DICK CLARK'S FACE AND TELL HIM TO DO AN AMERICAN BANDSTAND ON MY NUTS?!
YOU BETTA' REMEMBER WHO I AM! REMEMBER THE TIME! REMEMBER THE TITANS! REMEMBER THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH!
BACK IN HIGH SCHOOL THEY USED TO CALL ME RICE KRISPIES CUZ I WOULD SNAP, CRACKLE AND POP YO' DUMBASS! DON'T YOU TRY TO STEP TO ME! FUCK AROUND AND GET CRUSHED BY THESE BIG JUGGERNUTS! I'M THE MOTHERFUCKIN' BADDEST THING THIS WORLD HAS EVER SEEN!
AND THAT'S THE WAY LOVE GOES! I'M 'BOUT TO GO NOW! I GOTTA' MEET JANET JACKSON BEHIND THE SUPER BOWL SO I CAN PUT SOME RHYTHM IN HER NATION!
BUT BEFORE I GO, LET ME TELL YOU BITCHES ONE LAST TIME!
WHO AM I?!
WHO THE FUCK AM I?!
I'M THE GODDAMN JUGGERNAUT BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH! |
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[Jan. 10th, 2008|09:56 pm] |
( Carrie ) |
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[Jan. 10th, 2008|10:26 pm] |
bORed. |
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[Jan. 10th, 2008|10:32 pm] |
So:
Anyone dying yet? Incurable ails, venereal diseases in unusual places?
Mutant colds?
Anything. |
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