Dean
I don't get lost anymore, but I spend far more time at home than you do. Something smaller would be fine, as long as it has the right number of bedrooms and loos. Don't want to be waiting on Robbie to get out of the bathroom every morning.
When I was in Jerusalem, I had to get into a church to fulfill a contract. I had to hear a long sermon about the repentant thief. I'm not entirely proud of that contract, to be honest.
And trust me, darling. You're quite manly sans deceased and rotting wildlife on your walls.