You know, maybe that's the problem. Good on them, at least, for not dealing with swollen extremities. And, in a pinch, there's always your fiance.
Thankfully, none of those ways have names, so we can't commit each other later on. ♥
Yes, him. I... might have peeked a little. Sorry. Alright- I'll go gather everything else; do you have any idea how long it's been since I've been a midwife? Skies, I might need to make a checklist.