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CARLTON P. LASSITER (withmyowncuffs) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2009-05-04 14:27:00

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carlton lassiter, gaz membrane, gir

Cinco De Mayo.

Does anybody even remember the historical significance of this holiday? Am I the only one? Surely, I can't be. You know, it's a common misconception that Cinco De Mayo is Mexico's Independence Day. That's actually September 16th. Cinco De Mayo, which means fifth of May in Spanish in case you were interested, was actually the day that the Mexican army the French army in the Battle of Puebla. They were outnumbered by at least 2000 men but under the commanding leadership of the Mexican general Ignacio Zaragoza Seguín, they were able to defeat the French forces and drive the bastards out.

There's a history lesson for you. Not that most of you will care.

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	mongoosedog 2009-05-04 05:26 pm UTC (link)
	Woooowwww. Mexico is where the burritos live! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	withmyowncuffs 2009-05-04 05:36 pm UTC (link)
	That's right. Where the burritos live. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mongoosedog 2009-05-04 05:58 pm UTC (link)
	EEEEEEEEEEEEE Me an the piggies had burritos there today. With tongue in them! Then there was a big moose, and a huuunnndred babies. And they ate everyone's burritos. Then we rolled in paint, and then we went to my house. It's not my house though. So we flew to the moon! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	withmyowncuffs 2009-05-04 06:05 pm UTC (link)
	. . . . . How the hell do I attract these crazies? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mongoosedog 2009-05-04 06:57 pm UTC (link)
	I don't knoooooooowwwwwwwhehe. hehe. HEEEEEEEEE EHEHEHEHEHEHEEEEEEYAHAHAHA nyeehehehe Whoa, whoa wait. Hah, what were we talking about? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	withmyowncuffs 2009-05-04 07:01 pm UTC (link)
	Your voice is incredibly grating. Are you on drugs? Well. I was talking about Cinco De Mayo. I have absolutely no clue what you were talking about. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mongoosedog 2009-05-04 07:19 pm UTC (link)
	Oh man, I don't know. WAIT NO YES I DO. I'm on a floor. The waffles are singing! LISTEN. The five of the Maaaaayyyyyy maybe. That's tomorrow. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	withmyowncuffs 2009-05-04 07:26 pm UTC (link)
	Singing waffles? Ah-huh. Right. Okay. Do you have a name I can associate you with? Or do you remember that? Does the waffle know? Should I ask him? God, I've never wished so hard for an interruption. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mongoosedog 2009-05-04 07:42 pm UTC (link)
	Noooo~ they only sing, they can't talk. Duh. SEE? SEE?! [static] That was the spatula solo. Uhhh... Oh yeah. I'm GIR! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	withmyowncuffs 2009-05-05 11:32 am UTC (link)
	Spatula solo? Right. Well, I'm convinced. Gir? I meant your real name. You know, the one your parents gave you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mongoosedog 2009-05-05 11:53 am UTC (link)
	O_O .... Parents? Nuh-uh. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	withmyowncuffs 2009-05-07 06:16 pm UTC (link)
	You know, parents? Don't you have a pair? Everyone has parents. You have to have come from something. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mongoosedog 2009-05-08 01:42 am UTC (link)
	i came from the trash can! NYAR (Reply to this) (Parent)

	gameslave2 2009-05-04 08:44 pm UTC (link)
	Do you have a gun? You should just shoot him now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	withmyowncuffs 2009-05-05 11:33 am UTC (link)
	I do have a gun, thankfully and that is a very tempting thought. Unfortunately, I don't think I have the jurisdiction to lawfully shoot him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gameslave2 2009-05-05 11:50 am UTC (link)
	Damn. No chance of you going rogue? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	withmyowncuffs 2009-05-07 06:18 pm UTC (link)
	Going rogue? No, I don't think so. I have contemplated it, I will not lie, but the cons outweigh the pros usually. I'll just wait until he screws up and then slam in a cell. (Reply to this) (Parent)