[Link] Ta da! I'll play welcome party for you this lovely evening, and I'm not calling it lovely just because I'm on pain meds galore!
Hello, I'm Jack Dent, pleasure to meet you, and I, too, just recently (though not all that recently anymore, but who's splitting hairs?) came along in a nifty tornado to this interesting place. Anyway, read the website, yadda yadda, and if you've any questions at all, you just ask! I've nothing better to do while in hospital, after all, then answer.