Dirty country, good booze, but dat gets you int' trouble. I see yer point. Et I promise, discretion is de better part of valor.
Crazy sexy ex's trying t'get yer stones? Now why does dat sound familiar...
Hmmm, what type of crazy woman. Izzit crazy wit de guns? Cuz den I'd suggest quiet italian on de top of a skyscraper n den a couple rounds of napalm tag. Usually, doin what dey like or what spoils dem is a good move et you find out tidbits. Or have an all out what-makes-Deadpool-awesome theme et sweep la femme off her feet and take her breath away.
Errr, please play gently tho' not every is as resilient as you.
Gators don' giggle is more of a turn-round-n-snap on you.