I've been out of the loop. Seriously. Man. That's unexpected. But yeah. Should be good for Nate. I hope. In spite of everything, I do care about the ornery old bastard.
Get Hardison to pose as your boyfriend. Geeky black guy, that should scare the kid off hitting on you. If that fails, well. I'm staying out of it, since my methods are a little more physical and I don't want Nate gunning after me.