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Tweak says, "Why yes, I am a doctor!"

Wade Wilson (mercwithmouth) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2009-04-17 20:24:00

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...you aren't gonna believe this.

I found a girl as crazy as I am. SERIOUSLY.

...Whaddo I do?

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mercwithmouth
2009-04-19 09:44 am UTC (link)

She's, uh, well..she's crazy. In a good way.

Remember when you called me the living energizer bunny? SHE IS TOO! And she doesn't care how much I talk 'cause she kinda does this thing where she talks too...and she likes to steal stuff...and I like to steal stuff.

AND SHE'S NOT REPULSED BY ME!

...Mainly cause...I probably shoulda told you this before. After my encounter with God, I'm not so horribly deformed any more. At first I was kinda pissed, 'cause that was me. And chicks dig scars.

And I mighta told someone that looks exactly like you how hot they were. Please to not be blowing my hand off.

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ex_luckbeala72
2009-04-19 04:39 pm UTC (link)

Well, if you're not scarred horribly, and you've never tried to kill her, then I can kind of see how you'd be interesting.

What do you want to happen with her? I mean, what's the problem? She's probably hot, and thinks you're the shit, so go for and get laid.

I gave you issues of Penthouse with me in them. You're allowed to call people who look like me hot. That's half the world, anyway, it seems.

. . .

But you can't date them.

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mercwithmouth
2009-04-19 07:24 pm UTC (link)

'Cause what if this is temporary and then I revert back to my ol' handsome self and she can't handle it? Kind of a buzzkill, yanno.

And I don't exactly have the best track record. I mean the only thing I've got to go on as far as relationship since Weapon X was with Vanessa. And yeah, it was fun, but we did the whole I try to kill you and you try to kill me schtick.

And I'm kinda thinkin' this is too good to be true 'cause she's like..crazy enough to want me. Which is kinda weird, considering everything.

What about excessively hitting on them, but no dating?

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ex_luckbeala72
2009-04-19 09:09 pm UTC (link)

Honestly, I wouldn't even try for a relationship thing. This is the goddess chick, right? Just bang her and get on with life. Apparently you've got a thing for dieties.

Wade, I know nothing about women, nothing about dating, and nothing about the woman you're chasing. You should talk to LeBeau or something. The fuck am I supposed to know about women?

as long as it's not me, I don't care.

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mercwithmouth
2009-04-19 09:14 pm UTC (link)

Anne? DON'T SAY ANYTHING TO HER! I might have a teensy crush but she's married. And I usually wouldn't care, but kinda a different case, and she'd probably kill me if she ever knew. She's like..the unattainable, like you.

No, the crazy girl is Parker, and she's of the non-goddess variety, though that doesn't really hamper me. And I dun think she really wants a relationship either but I dunno what to think when it comes to things like that.

...Ask Gambit, eh? Did I ever tell you that you're a genius? A brilliant and hot genius. I'd ask Nate, but uh..that thing you two got going...I think it only works for you. So, just sayin'. Not knocking it...just unique, s'all.

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	ex_luckbeala72 2009-04-19 09:18 pm UTC (link)
	Oh! Okay. I know. I'm totally a hot, unattainable genius. That's why I said Gambit and not Nate. I don't think beating her up ritualistically would help. Remy's got wiles. You might need them. Why don't you just tell her you want to go out on a date? (Reply to this) (Parent)

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