'Cause what if this is temporary and then I revert back to my ol' handsome self and she can't handle it? Kind of a buzzkill, yanno.
And I don't exactly have the best track record. I mean the only thing I've got to go on as far as relationship since Weapon X was with Vanessa. And yeah, it was fun, but we did the whole I try to kill you and you try to kill me schtick.
And I'm kinda thinkin' this is too good to be true 'cause she's like..crazy enough to want me. Which is kinda weird, considering everything.
What about excessively hitting on them, but no dating?