Well, I am Vice President of Human Resources at an exclusive resort in Monte Carlo called Eden. I'm sure you've heard about it.
We've been looking to start an acting troupe of twelve and have been searching for the one to be our staring actress. Name in lights, on posters, etc. Anyway, I remembered that I saw your work before I came through the vortex and sought you out.
You are a woman of many, many talents that should have been acknowledged before now.