Mauve, I think. Do they have a mauve campaign yet?
And now you're taking my schtick? If you get a cane, we're going to have to have words.
I remember the shaking quite fondly, actually.
Oh, shut up. Yes, yes, mock the happy family. I'm sure the girls would be happy to come by and terrorize you at your earliest convenience. No, I don't have a 'naughty diary', although I could write one up just for you. I don't think the missus would mind that too much. And do you happen to know an exotic foreign language? If not, just shout gibberish at them. It tends to make them skittish.