I don't see how performing at the wedding of a pair of Prince George look-alikes counts as a charity, but if you manage to get me a telethon, I'll even dress up like the emaciated Kenyan kid, just for you.
And here I was afraid I wouldn't get a chance to have my white wedding. 'Guess I'll get to wear the dress after all.
In that case, I know nothing about your sucking, but if you don't need a reason...