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Burton "Gus" Guster (Psych) (cutlicker) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2008-02-02 14:08:00

Entry tags:

burton guster, shawn spencer

Uh. Ok.

Shawn, I got a job. In New York.

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	psychyouout 2008-02-02 07:15 pm UTC (link)
	Seriously? Um congrats. Though can I say one thing? What is up with New York? This is some giant conspiracy to get me to move to cold weather places isn't it? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	cutlicker 2008-02-02 07:18 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah. Well I don't have to move there. I'm getting paid to go once a week, check up on some chick in a coma, then I get to chill at home, here. And study for my PI license. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	psychyouout 2008-02-02 07:21 pm UTC (link)
	Chick in a com... Dude! They put you on Nursey's case?! Are they hard up for doctors or what? I think I need to make a concerned citizan's phonecall right about now... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cutlicker 2008-02-02 07:24 pm UTC (link)
	Nursey? She's not a nurse, Shawn, she's some magician's girlfriend. I am perfectly competent, if you must know, all I have to do is an ultrasound, say 'Hmmm', smile at the family and get paid. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	psychyouout 2008-02-02 07:29 pm UTC (link)
	Says the guy who's never seen her in her Naughty Nurse ensemble. And she's also a doctor, though I bet Caleb would be very flattered to hear you say that. She's even on House's team. Dude, she's also my friend and you are so not a doctor so... yeah. Get a real one please? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cutlicker 2008-02-02 07:34 pm UTC (link)
	Naughty Nurse Ensemble? Oh? Naughty Nurse who really works in the white coat? Those uh, must be some pictures. I am a real one, Shawn. Dr. Burton Guster. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	psychyouout 2008-02-02 07:37 pm UTC (link)
	Trust me. So worth an extended stay in the hospital. Please. What medical school did you graduate from 'Burton'? It's not like online ministry, which is apparently not valid in most states now... guess I can't minister over your wedding now buddy. Sorry. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cutlicker 2008-02-02 07:42 pm UTC (link)
	Did you get laid up and get an eye up her skirt or something? Why does she have a Naughty Nurse Ensemble?? UCLA. ..we could always have the wedding in a state that allowed it. . Or you could just you know, be my best man, like we always said. Ass. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	psychyouout 2008-02-02 07:47 pm UTC (link)
	Cause we made a deal. She wore it and I was a good patient and stopped stealing cell phones. Dude. I saw the episode. I already know about Mira, Mexico and the goat. So not cool man. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cutlicker 2008-02-02 07:54 pm UTC (link)
	How do you do it, Shawn How? ... There was alcohol involved. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	psychyouout 2008-02-02 07:56 pm UTC (link)
	Goldschlager to be exact. It's all in the wrist baby. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cutlicker 2008-02-02 08:03 pm UTC (link)
	. .That show aint cool. Yeah, all in the wrist. I'll figure you out on day, Spencer. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	psychyouout 2008-02-02 08:08 pm UTC (link)
	Dude. We're a TV SHOW! Friday nights at 10. Kinda freaky. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cutlicker 2008-02-02 08:17 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah and it's cleaning out my closet. No kidding. Well, if you want to see her, I'm going first tonight and if you and her family still don't trust me, I'll recommend another doctor. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	psychyouout 2008-02-02 08:22 pm UTC (link)
	Gus. I've known you my whole life practically. Do you seriously think you could handle dealing with sick people everyday without running and screaming? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cutlicker 2008-02-02 08:24 pm UTC (link)
	But that's the beautiful thing, Shawn. She's not "sick", she's out like a light. I'll call them now and have them change. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	psychyouout 2008-02-02 08:27 pm UTC (link)
	Ooh! Good plan! I was gonna say: What are you gonna do with the ones that AREN'T out like a light? And... that was kinda creepy man. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cutlicker 2008-02-02 08:29 pm UTC (link)
	What was kinda creepy? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	psychyouout 2008-02-02 08:35 pm UTC (link)
	Talking about a coma chick (who's my friend BTW) and refering to the coma as "out like a light" like she's just passed out for a few minutes. Creepy. Not quite creepy coconut creepy but close to it. Maybe creepy cashew... creepy kumquat? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cutlicker 2008-02-02 08:38 pm UTC (link)
	From what I gathered her doctors don't even know why she's in a coma, Shawn, let alone when she'll wake up. They're stumped. ...kumquat? Are you serious? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	psychyouout 2008-02-02 08:45 pm UTC (link)
	Like I said, I got doctor friends now. And that's as per usual pretty much. What's wrong with kumquats? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cutlicker 2008-02-02 09:22 pm UTC (link)
	That entire statement made absolutely no sense, Shawn. The fact that you seemed to pull it out of the air? (Reply to this) (Parent)